lol..freaking amazing opening chapter...scared off the Gryffindors..good for yeah...I hope u havent abandoned this fic because i really hope to read more..u rock!

Bethany

Crazy, crazy, crazy. No, I'm not talking about Snape's bastard son/ barely acknowledged daughter, I'm talking about YOU. Where in the world do you come up with things like this? What kind of fever inducing potion are you drinking. For, you know, it's only fair (and good manners) that you should share.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. I must really get over my bad habit of reading forewords and such in every book I read. Often they are so boring that they put you off and you end up not enjoying the first chapters of an otherwise good book and thus do not finish reading aforementioned good book. Okay, I know that was long and unnecissary. What I'm trying to say is that this summary ... thingy was confusing but I will go forth and read the story, just to check that I am not missing out on anything great.

So Mean *tear* Come Off it please, please write. We (I) want to read more!

Off to read Fairy Tale..

More,

Bethany

You really, really have to put another warning on this story, you really do.

Do not drink or eat anything while reading this story. If done you will need a cloth and some claner to get all of it off your screen.

Damn girl (or guy) you rock. Love this story. Gotta get back to reading it. Please update soon!

Funny, funny,

Bethany

This story's starting to get realy juicy! Don't stop now!

Just wondering, but if Snape is Harry;s father, then why would he look so much like James? Good fic though. Me likes :D

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...ouch. Still with the ouchiness you fiend! Please continue _ I happened to like bbq ribs..*licks sauce off fingers* Just not when they are my own ;-)

Please please update. (Though it's getting a bit too smutty for my taste, it's a pity.)

AH! ouch. That is all that needs to be said. Besides...please update again soon.

That was a truly sadistic chapter...I can just imagine Umbridge writing that . Now I'm sure to have nightmares. ow, the agony of it all, and my ribs!

*blink blink* 0.0 my oh my. Remember that nicely worded protest letter? It's become a full out riot. *twitches* Stop...the...pain...

Just the mere thought boggles the mind...incedently frying precious brain cells as well. Ribs are now bringing in a protest to the eyes to stop reading. Politly worded, of course.

*snorts, takes stock of torso* Hm...some deffinate signs of maltreatment. ow. A submarine?

Ack. Um...Dudley? Or...Draco who's been posing as Dudley his whole life? A secretly transvestite Draco posing as Dudley? _ Ow, brain hurts, ribs are twinging slightly, but...I WILL FORGE ON! Tally ho!