This amazing continuation of western literary tradition shall surely go down as one of the most impactful classics of our time.

Words cannot even describe how much I need more Dude-Bro Harry in my life. Fully in favor of expanding the honeys. Hermione just has to crack at some point. Let’s face it, even if Hermione says she wants someone smart and intellectual, we all know the kind she really goes for.

Ginny obviously too. Dude-Bro Harry doesn’t seem the kind to let her shyly fade into the background. Particularly after he head-butts the Basilisk, or however he ends up solving that problem XD.

The only problem with more than two honeys is only having two arms. Maybe Harry would research a spell to increase his number just so he has more room :P

Bro-Dude Harry evolves to Machamp Harry! (Joke. Not really saying this is a good idea.)

Also, fawkes is prime Dude-Bro material. He does, after all, lift.

The level at which I adore this knows no bounds! Such an awesome idea that has been written excellently. I can't wait for the next chapter.

This is somehow really great.

this is so funny and awesome

This is the epitome of ridiculously stupid crack, and I love it.

As far as Harry's honeys go, I've found that lots of harem fics make the mistake of adding too many girls to the harem. And then either they all just kind of blend together, or most of them just get ignored. This being the ridiculous crackfic that it is, you could definitely justify adding several more girls. But unless you want to make this a parody of haremfics in addition to a parody of swolfics, I think the story will be better if you keep the number of honeys down. Maybe one or two more in addition to the Patils, but no more than that.

loved the story of harry and his honey hope your muse will be kind to the other chapters also

Thank you for writing this, it was absolutely hilarious!

Stoner Dumbles does explain so much of what happened in canon. He isn't evil, he's worse, he's incompetent.

Loved Padma and Parvati as Harry's Honey's. It is a pleasure to see some of the many girls JK ignored while she showcased her self insert, the howling nightmare banshee Granger. Even after Harry saves her life she is still a teacher worshiping snitch.

Great to see McG finally do something about that child abusing cowardly DE Snivellus. He got away with over a decades worth of abuse and it was sickening when JK tried to make a hero of this monster.

If you want to expand the honey's it would be great for you to continue the use of girls JK ignored, or even so older OC's. I think lots of girls would be interested in Mr Ripped seeing as how having to walk to pick up their wand would exhaust most wizards.

this was blatantly stupid and at moments hurt my brain... that being said it was funny as hell with higher than normal quality of writing... i loved reading it and hope you continue.

Dumbles as a stoner almost makes sense better than most explanations anyway. If i could suggest Ron, Seamus, and Dean, as a beavis, butthead, and stewart analogue? Nevil starting to lift as Harry spreads his lift bro "philosophy" could be fun.

Nice idea, and nicely done.

This was super fun, Zugrian! I liked the humor and the plot.

Keep up the great work.

well so far, i find it fu*king Hilarious, cant wait to see what you have in store for the remaining years. so good luck with that, and keep up the good writing.

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Damnit now I have to follow the story. It's fucking perfect and I'm crying from laughter right now

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