You really have a great inner voice for Han- really enjoyed his whole line of thinking with
‘Fuck” at the end!

I really enjoyed this story - the progression of "it's a bad idea to stay" to being totally "fucked". Really great! Thanks for sharing!

Of course Leia takes out an attacker moments after going down. Yes, Han, that is why you are f*cked. Aw, kinda sad ending, but we know things won’t go as planned anyway. Thanks for this fun take on the prompt. Glad to have you back writing SW!

OMG, just the sheer amount of EFFORT than Han puts into his nonchalance for the Princess. Methinks the man dost protest TOO much...And don't get me started on his wide array of rationalizations...

This evolution you take us through is one of the most SPOT-ON characterizations I have seen of Han - he is still his gritty self (no fairy tales in this man's life), but you can see those edges being ruffled by that infuriating woman that he barely notices.

I loved every drop of sarcastic humor and the great cavalcade of images in this piece. AND that you could do this in WELL under 1000 words, with a couple of hundred words to spare? YOU ARE MY HERO!

Ahhh I love this! Leia taking down bounty hunters / stormtroopers without looking is my new favorite thing.

First, I love any story where Han is omnisexual, that is just part of Han that doesn't get explored enough. :P
Second, I can't believe I haven't ready your catalogue of work yet! Bad G-A!
Third, your use of the "f word" was brilliant!

Clever title for a very engaging time-lapsed story! Yes, it is inevitable, Han. It would be like trying to hold back the tide. :)

I really enjoy the understated emotion and sure humour to this story. Great touch with the dubiously sourced hyperdrive part!

Enjoyed the descent from "shouldn't be a problem" to "fucked". So aptly described and written!

Very enjoyable!

Wonderful story!