"And so Emperor, Azu Dazu, the jooj and Simon Blackquill left the courthouse, having learned an important lesson. They saw dakoolgay crossing the street, carrying groceries.

"TROLL! TROLL! TROLL! TROLL" they screamed and pointed. Windows flew open and people gout out of their cars and started beating up dakoolgay. Azu Dazu snapped a picture of dakoolgay's unconscious body so he would always have a memento to remember this day and its important life lessons by.

THE END"

You don't have to thank me for the fix.

The pee glows bright on the toilet tonight,
Not a clean spot to be seen.
A kingdom of potty trainers,
And it looks like I’m the queen

The stomach’s growling with this poop they keep inside.
Couldn’t keep it in, Heaven knows they tried.

Don’t hold it in
Don’t keep that pee
Use the toilet, and please lift up that seat.
Whenever you feel
You need to go,
Please let me know!

Let it Flow, Let if flow
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it flow, Let it flow
Try to keep it off the floor

I don’t care
How much time it takes,
Let the fluids flow
The mess never bothered me anyway.

It’s funny how a diaper
makes everything seem small;
And the pee that once controlled me,
Is now spewed all on the walls.

It’s time to see what they can do
To test my limits and break through
No dipes, no wipes, no breaks for me
It’s PEE!

Let it flow, let it flow
It’s time to get rid of dipes,
Let it flow, let it flow,
They just might see me cry.

Here they stand,
And here they spray
Let the fluids flow!

The pee drops flurry through the air into the ground,
They missed the cue and now there’s pee stained footprints all around.
My last nerve crystalizes like an icy blast,
We’re never going back;
The diaper’s in the past!

Let it flow, let it flow
Don’t forget to shake it off.
Now let go, now let go
No, your penis won’t fall off.

Here I stand
Any time of day;
Let the fluids flow,
That mess never bothered me anyway!

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