I love this

Wait, why did you rename this from "Gripping Death" to "Gripping Stalaggh"?

"Welcome gentlemen to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians- You're here because we want the best, and you are it. So, who's ready to make some science?"

"You already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson, I own the place."