HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! WHOO!

“"It's not the being sociable that I have a problem with," she said. "What I have a problem with, is being forced to watch a show about a guy dating thirty women at once, who all bitch at one another over the same guy that they don't even know. If I wanted to be entertained by bitchy girls, all I need to do is step out into the hall." hahahahah

I’d totally be boq, awkwardly watching a commercial

I love Fiyero getting hooked on the bachelor, and I love how you write Elphaba’s deadpan humor

“He's an astronomer," Galinda informed him.

Fiyero nodded sagely. "Ah. So, he's unemployed."” HAHAHAH “lot of courage to come out with two useless degrees” me with technical design and production/stage management

“"To show that she's insane?" Fiyero asked. "What kind of person decides they're going to marry someone they just met?"” HAHAHA

I 100% support Fiyero on the bachelor

Loved this!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'm glad Elphaba got through the Bachelor viewing party. And I'm glad she didn't yeet any of the magazines (or room occupants) out the window. VERY GLAD. That would NOT have ended well. Though I think Fiyero's drinking games would have made it more interesting for her. Elphaba's "Thanks, but no thanks" to the suggestion of her marrying Fiyero made me laugh, as did Fiyero's "fun for 'who'?!"

As always, I love your stories!

This is cool

Happy Birthday!

"I'm going to the bathroom," Elphaba said exasperatedly. "Going to try and drown myself in the sink. It has to be better than this," she muttered under her breath as she shut the door.
~Ha! Great line. I also love basically every word that Fiyero says. Great job with the dialogue and pacing. Nicely done.

Argh I loved loved loved this! I’d read anything you write!

And happy birthday!

Haha I loved it! I’ve never watched The Bachelor, for much the same reason as Elphie, but this was great!