This watermelon saga is turning so dramatic I'm nearly in tears at his nightmare. Like, if I were him, I'd probably have nightmares about watermelons, too.

Also, the only child bit? So funny. Tbh, that's something my mom joked about with me bc when she was pregnant, the only thing she could keep down for 9 MONTHS were bananas. She didn't wanna go through that again, so she joked that I was gonna be an only child. Turns out I am, but for other reasons. Still funny to reminisce on, though.

Please tell me you have more watermelon oneshots in store. This pregnancy craving took on a life of its own.

Ew ew EW! He got her ROTTEN FOOD WHAT? This makes ... sense ... but EW!

But Shego! What a queen. You don't give me what I want? I take it, and then I ALSO take what you want. Bless her.

–N

Your details! Ron and Rufus' glare and the crowd's applause ... The facial expressions! Your writing is my new aesthetic.

This was SO cute. I love the idea of Kim and Ron being involved with Shego and Drakken in the future, in whatever capacity. This might be my favorite so far. But I also might say that about all your stories.

–N

Drakken. Is. Delusional. I say it's part-happiness, part complete early parent lack-of-sleep. But Shego loves his antics, so really, is it a bad thing? It is not. –N

HE BROUGHT HER FOOD I'm crying I can't handle them. She just wants to not be nauseous poor bb. "If you keep brining me homemade ice cream in bed" I cry.

Ok but feeling sick like this sucks and you somehow managed to capture that feeling in your writing and I think you should win an award.

–N

THIS! Excuse you, this was sexy and funny and just SO GOOD. I really do hope they get that mattress ...

–N

Yo, parenting is HARD. It is SCARY. It is NO SLEEP. I've never actually been a parent and have no desire to be, but I THINK that you captured the constant craziness and yelling and baby that could drive any sane person off the wall. At least, your writing convinced me that it was just like this. –N

Oh stop STOP I CAN'T they'r e. It was cute enough when they were debating names and then you dropped THIS. I adore you and your words. –N

I realized I had not reviewed yet to this... for shame... this was hilarious. Just the imagery you painted in his nightmare. Perfection!

"Only child..." LMAO nice try.

(sorry so short)

The beginning totally got me. I was wondering what was chasing him. Then when I realized it was a watermelon I actually laughed! Awesome chapter!

"You spilled mine." Oh my WOW. I'm thriving right now. –N

I'm SOBBING this is hilarious. –N

this is his life now.
i think he's accepted it alsdfkj

I laughed so freaking hard... OMG LOL! Just... JUST... Uh I've been trying to retype this two times now because there was tears in my eyes. I could picture it so vividly. Just... Drakken's entire exhaustion at the thought of watermelons. LMAO. I felt it FOR him.

I keep laughing... okay... BUT... that description of Styrofoam underwater... I"M DYING! I can't type. This was brillaint.

*Comes racing in* OMG I am behind in reviews... YIKES! OKay... first off (I kept typing ogg like 6x fyi) FIRST OFF... the chapter title... pretty accurate to the whole thing, not gonna lie. Her emotions making her all floopy and Drakken understanding that its MAKING her all floopy and being a good husband and future Dad... ugh... my heart. I love these domestic little snippets... its just... hmmm SOOOO good!