Shame, I haven't written a review for this yet.

It's one of the stories I like very much.
It's so like Jaskier to have bad luck in his choices :D
And it's so like him to try and be the focus of everybody's interest.
Let's see where the story takes us.
I am eagerly awaiting the next chapters.

Thank you for your writing.

Well, Geralt not moaning before he enters a portal? He really must be preoccupied with the fate of the bard :D

I really like this story. Please update soon.

Oh poor Jaskier! When is the next chapter?!

Wow, I fell in love with your story! Every characters are spot on, and the way you describe thing is just perfect! And oh my god this is hilarious, I can’t wait to read some more! I don’t know what’s the potion Jaskier drank, but I can’t wait to find out.

Only thing though, when Jaskier writes sometimes people just write a few words so it’s faster, you make Jaskier write a lot for stuff that could be resume in a few words or symbol since he wants his point across fast. Like when he’s wondering where they’re going, instead of writting ‘what’s going on?’ It could be just a single ‘?’ Or just ‘so?’, which I feel with his reactions and hand gesture he could get his point across faster. Especially since Geralt doesn’t talk a lot, he would understand just as well with that!

But still, amazing story, love it!

Two nits: You have an 'eye's' in here somewhere which is a plural not a possessive, so should be 'eyes'.
Second one: "I'm not save your arse again" is inconsistent tense.

I'm amused by Jaskier trying to modify what he wrote for Geralt so that it doesn't offend Yen. I repeat my prediction that the potion was a potion of immortality or timelessness.

Nice to see you again.
Single typo: "I don't think passing out in back allies counts" probably should read "back alleys", and I think 'don't touch my horse rule' should be hyphenated all the way along.

I'm also still just very amused by this. I'm enjoying the wrangling and crossed purposes between the men, and the communication issues are well played, and the ending made me smile

Wildly entertaining, as ever.
Single typo: 'The Witcher was an expert tacker' should probably read 'expert tracker'

That was exciting.

It took me a while to figure the flashback was a flashback, but given the series's attitude to chronology, I feel I can't complain.

I predict that the potion Jaskier unwittingly stole has something to do with why Jaskier does not seem to be ageing.

This is highly amusing.

Jaskier really feels like Jaskier, Geralt is appropriately mute, and I like your prose
I also appreciate your end point.
Two things: "Whish me luck" typo
I would be hyphenating the 'chase you round the room with her breasts out and threaten to cut parts off your body', phrase, because it basically functions as a comically oversized adjective: chase-you-round-the-room-with-her-breasts-out-and-threaten-to-cut-parts-off-your-body