My sister and I lol'd so much with this story. XD Thanks for uploading.

This is really funny! But, omg, Jr. is so screwed. Wish I could do what KOS-MOS did, though.

“…I got bored.” Jin muttered. “Nanny threw all of my books into the lake.”

hahaha i love that line. That was so funny and awesome i really liked it! I hope you write more fics in the future!

Hahaha this story was hilarious from start to finish. My friend has a request for your sequel.

"i wish there were a scene where chaos takes canaan as his faithful lackey or something or slave, whichever comes up first."

I'd love you if you'd do that D

...nyah?

Sorry...but I'm confused, S-E.

"All of the cards had been modified to Jr.’s liking."

Crude. Childish. Stupid. Effective. Gag approved.

Although the tournament director so would have blasted him for that. Unless this is a Magic: Unglued tournament or something.

"Meanwhile...chaos was busy ruining things."

Very Pythonesque.

*The chain letter.

Not so Pythonesque, as it's too predictable. Not evil enough. I dunno, maybe he could send out a version of the Bunnie virus instead? Or a "Rubedo Marries Roseanne Barr" press release to ?

Likewise, Albedo's email tries too hard to be funny. Try, "Bunnie at FluffyKitten dot net" or something. No! Wait! "PastryChief at MarthaStewart dot com!"

*KOS-MOS plays slots

If you ever feel like revising this, I think the scene could be even more funny if you cut off at the moment the people rush her and add in this:

KOS-MOS whirled about.

"Multiple inbound targets," she computed. "Taking defensive action."

Moments later, a concierge wandered by to see what all the fuss was about.

"Excuse me, is there a problem madaGH! AGH! AGH!"

It was a scene that would give Giger indigestion, and Cthulu a headache. Flaming entrails coated the walls. Limbs, blasted and charcoaled, littered the floor.

The concierge stumbled through the nightmare, gibbering. He slipped in pools of blood. He passed a patron, still playing the slots, burnt to a crisp where she stood. ("Three lemons," he noted.)

In the middle of it all was an angel of death, all clothèd in white, illuminated by an eldrich (electric?) glow which shone off the small mountain of coins spilling about her feet.

"Whu..whuu...whuuat?" babbled the concierge.

KOS-MOS examined him critically, then pointed to the machine. "I won."

"Oh," said the concierge.

Then he went mad.

"...and that's the simulation, Chief."

"Hmm." Shion pondered the text on the screen.

"So, uh, what do we tell the boss?" asked Allen.

Shion reached a decision. "KOS-MOS?"

"Acknowledged," she said. KOS-MOS shouldered the man-portable metaphasic disruption cannon next to her, aimed, and fired.

"Ow! Hot! Hot! Very hot!" said Allen, as the prototype Transdimensional Observation Device imploded in his hands. "Was that really necessary, Chief!" he wailed, as his hands combusted.

"There were some things humankind was not meant to know," Shion said, darkly.

"I _meant_ blasting the thing while I was still holding it!"

She considered this. "...Yes."

"Oh."

Oh my, I stopped eating and dropped my sporkky forkky! Gory! Yet I liked the part of Jr being a dancer/stripper :) haha

Loved the ending. This story rocks. It was very funny.

ninja evil touch, love it when choas is OOC!

This story was so fawking hilarious! the people around me were giving me strange looks as if I had gone insane while reading it; I laugh so hard! Looking forward to more Xeno fics from you.

I beleive this will live in infamy, as one of the most llamatastic stories ever. I was reading it in my school library (while skipping gym class, which I still am), and I was CRACKING UP. One of the preps next to me was like "WTTF?"

And you're right about Wilhelm. He IS popular, even though he's like barely in XS1. Yet, you want to know why he's so popular? Because he's fuckable. Pixelated. Balls. And bling. He's just a white-haired, eloquent version of Gaignun.

HUZZAH!

Oh, I'm so happy and sad at once! Happy: It was the perfect ending chapter! chaos' reign of evil terminated! Allen's carreer smashed! Ziggy! Sad: IT'S OVER! You have to do a sequel! I implore you! I'll be so utterly sad if you don't. And more Ziggy .;; Sorry, just the words of a Rabid Ziggy Fan. Pay no heed. . . But please write a sequel. It's just... so awesome O_O!

Oh, and thankee for the shoutout. Your own art was awesome as well. Better'n mine anyway. CONGRATS!

This fic is still on crack and I love it so. XD I'm so glad you continued and finished this! Evil chaos is the best! Pllease do the sequel! -

I love this story, keep it up! 0