funny how a bit of competence changes things

Voldepork: The Other White Meat.

Well, not really. Seems the Goblins overcooked him.

bonne fic!
bien sur voldy ne pense pas à tout!
il a ignoré les gobelins; et pourquoi pas les elfs?

That was fantastic
Rock on

Loved it, thanks.

This was a fun exploration of what could have happened. The goblins are so underappreciated - it appears that only fanfic authors truly appreciate how essential they could be.

And this was a lovely twist. Good job!

Sincerely,
Miriam

Voldy's gone [s]mouldy[/s] porky.

Voldipork is a new one on me! Well done, loved how it all played out.

Nice story. I enjoyed your way of resolving the Horcrux mess.

Pfft... Voldepork... Did you make this story just so you could make that pun? XD

Bravo!

Nice story!

This was very good, an apt fate for Riddle. Very wise of the Goblins to stay silent.

I don't think the Veela would like pure bloods who look down on non-pure bloods it would be funny if the Veela did steal everything. Veela would be formidable, it would be hard to protect your valuables if your drooling or trying to impress the Veela.

I wonder if the marked Death Eater's would cut their losses few seemed keen to find their former master. Or might Lucius become more bold knowing he is his own master but with a dark reputation.

Dumbledore will be at a loss as to what to do I think all his plots ended early and he might have to really answer Harry for the dark and difficult years spent at the Dursley's.

I am pleased Sirius is free and can look after Harry. I like the idea of a a peaceful and sedate life but for that to be the case Harry would need to leave the UK as his fame is too great there.

Thanks for posting this an enjoyable read.

Perfect tale! Great!

Amusing little fic. One wonders how many problems in the real world that we never hear about gets snuffed out by uninvolved people simply following procedure.