Yes! New chapter! Pharaoh Man's internal thoughts are great, I especially enjoyed the scenes where he contemplates his family ties with Kalinka, and conversation with Dr. Cossack about heroic robots and the three laws.

Also French maid Dust Man asdfggkhkjkl YES. Excellent.

"Who will save the world?! (Go on, guess.)"

... Proto Man? Oh, wait! Duo? It's Duo, isn't it. J/K it's Auto, who's accidental natural immunity is used to create a digital post-exposure vaccine, saving millions, until AInti-vaxxers muck things up.

That flirty water cooler needs to watch a workplace sensitivity video.

Oh, Kalinka, never change. The interaction between her and Dr. Cossack is adorable. Also All the cops in the donut shop say, 'Ay oh whey oh, ay ohhh whey ohhhhhh' (do do do doot, do do do doot, do do do doot doot doot)

"and knew that Egyptians almost never walked that way."

Only on special occasions.

Toad Man! There is no better over-engineered sprinkler robot who is also inexplicably a doofy fat li'l toad. His best features are his face-mouth / mouth-face.

Anne Tenna. Beautiful. *wipes away single tear*

Enjoyed this introduction, lots of chuckles and tee-hee's. Especially of note: "armed for combat, literally", "tented (pyramided) his fingers", "still getting news from the TV in 20XX?", and Skull Man's helpful reminder about the PSA: "You network with one robot master, you network with every robot master they've ever been with." That, and the fact that he may or may not have taken an ironic order as literal instructions. The world may never know.

PS: Please Tundra Man

This was fun to read! Can't wait for the next chapter!