I awm Offended!
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If I actually have the capability to write those type of stories in the first place.

There is something you don't get. There is a difference between sexual and romantic, the Lastation sisters are already in love with the Planeptune sisters in the games, Uni almost kisses Nepgear in the zombie game, and Noire constantly blushes for Neptune in the actual hyperdimension.

Males and harems won't happen but there's no need for fanfiction writers to do any "shipping" because Planeptune x Lastation are already a thing, you can't ship characters that are already in love. And I'm not talking about anything sexual, purely from a romantic perspective. Again, a kiss almost happened if only Blanc hadn't interrupted them.

...I hope she didn't read my stuff. XD

sWhat the nep did you just nepping say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ASIC Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Leanbox, and I have over 300 confirmed lewds. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire ASIC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will lewd the nep out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nepping words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nepper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dogoos across Planeptune and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your virginity. You're fucking dead, kid. /s

Seriously though, I laughed and since it's halloween did you know I still only remember how to spell 'laughter' because you need it to spell 'slaughter'? English is a dumbo.

I agree, poorly-written SI harem stories are a cancer. That being said there is a time for genuine quality literature and a time to just ROLL OUT THE MADNESS and I think I speak for erotica creators everywhere that nothing, ever, will make us stop. I am chaotic neutral, and I will lewd EVERYTHING. Or I would, if I wasn't utterly lazy and couldn't finish a brief one shot before losing my interest.

Too bad they never got the chance to see any other series outside of their fandom.