I love this and it made me laugh so hard you should definitely do ace and Sabo.

I normally skip right over crack!fics like this but I needed to know, what would the Strawhats do for a Klondike bar? I would love a sequel of Ace, Sabo and their respective allies causing more mass damage to the very same studio.

Ace would probably be right about to answer the question before falling asleep.
Koala could twist the conversation around into complaing how hard it is to deal with so many moronic idiots (I.e. the revolutionary army).

Ivankov would try one and keep faking different deathly allergies and then proclaim he is fine. Then he could just mess with everyone in the vicinity’s hormones (hairier, bald-er, taller, shorter, more feminine, more masculine, etc.)

Dragon would somehow start a revolt within the staff in the studio (I.e. camera crew, make-up, lighting, mic men, etc.) that start trying to film pro-revolutionary army propaganda.

I dunno about Whitebeard, Hack, Marco, Thatch, or Sabo, though.

Oh, and if you throw the Heart Pirates into the mix:

Law would probably explain some of the more gruesome surgeries that were preformed BEFORE painkillers to the severed head of the reporter.

Bepo would stay in a enless loop of the reporter saying something, the mink says something that doesn’t answer the question and then profusely apologizes (Ex: “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” “Does the Klondike bar contain chocolate? Sorry, sorry!” *reporter sweatdrops with an akwardly encouraging smile* “it’s fine...”

I dunno about Shachi, Penguin, or Jean-Bart

Then there’s the Strawhat Grand Fleet’s commanders. You get more creative liberty since their characters aren’t SUPER established.

Anyways, keep up the great work!

Great story