If Hawkmoth wasn't his father then I could understand how Chat would assume that telling his father would spell Hawkmoth's doom, but he is Hawkmoth so this is f#*king hilarious! Oh how I wish there was a follow-up to this crackfic-done-seriously!1 XD

Oh lordy.

Let's see. Adrien, your father does not actually think it is a kidnapping. Your father is perfectly okay with Hawk Moth loving your mother. Do not worry about that.

Givethemtriumphnow, this is an amazing oneshot. That being said, I would SO read more!

Also, it is a sign of my strange obsessions that I now hear, on repeat, Raoul yelling "I love her! Does that mean nothing? I love her! SHOW SOME COMPASSION!" XD

This is actually really funny! Good job!
I’m trying so hard not to start laughing on the bus.

This is hysterical!

I want to know so badly what Hawkmoth was thinking all this exchange and how much he was hilariously disappointed.

wait omg i LOVE THIS! plz plz continue and update when u can :D

I hope there's more to this raw yet hilarious masterpiece oh my god