Aaah I miss you. You and your goodass writing, come back so I can (molest) pet you, tickle your armpits and and an D. Scrumptious.

Wow, this fic is awesome. You just nailed the Monogatari tune: the scenes, random dialogues and monologues. Thanks for this great fic.

Uh...Araragi does know martial art, though...He practiced it with his sisters...
He is kinda pathetic in a fight but that is mostly because he fight aginst other super natural who also know martial arts...And we do know when he reach maximum vampire, he can kill people before they can even react.

Kind of choppy pacing, but I like it! Certainly a unique blend.

How delightful. It's been a quite few years since I consumed any monogatari, but I recently felt a craving for it. Sadly the fanfiction selection is sparse, but finding this and reading these first two chapters... I have hope!

memetastic as always 10/10, also I see that Taylor is the one who is missing huh. Since people stopped being able to register her existance and all.

Yay update! Comedic 4th wall breaking convo indeed

just letting you know I still read this story. it's hard to find quality monogatari fanfic.

I can't ignore it anymore, why do you feel the need to censor the word 'kill'? This is a T rated story, you've ripped people in half, there really doesn't seem to be a need for that. Is this a monogatari thing or something?

How come this chapter was posted here rather than the SB thread?

I don't know if Ararararagi-san's luck with women is good or bad, but maybe it's somwhere inbetween?

"I-is this it?! My high school debut was definitely messed up, but is it finally my time!? I know I've been putting it off for a while, but I really want to experience it! That beautiful far off thing that Kanbaru told me about —

Youth."
I can only feel pity for this man :(.

Uwaaahhh. Araragi's so fucking pathetic here. Never have I experienced this feeling of frustration when I read the LNs

This cross is fking perfect. I don't have any words for how awesome it is.

Only some literary criticism, perhaps you could describe the setting or characters more. Would consider this just shy of a novel if you mastered that.

Personally, I'd rather Araragi not be treated like trash by literally all the girls around him, it's a little aggravating but nothing I can do about it but request he gets some comeuppance more or is even a little more witty in the banter.

Thanks, keep up the great work

Kanbaru and Regent are perfect.