Ooooo I very much like this. Guess what I’m going to read next

An ode for violent feminist Hermione, a bemusing Narcissa slowly, sort of, becoming one herself, an innocent sounding candy company being more alike to Amazon, and unionised elves

Actually, an ode for this whole story would be more apt, with this being the epilogue and all. It was an honour, Olivie. Thank you for sharing your gift and I can’t wait to go read your other stories, and your original stories whattt? I missed so much over the past year! XO lia

Cheers to Theo with Harry’s glasses, the Dickwho was Michael no moremanipulation and “objection” training, Georges romantic postulating and mooning for Lily, draco conveniently drowning himself, feminism, soupy looks of devotion and to hell with Magda

Sometimes there are these sentences in between that are very much written in the fashion of a watchful narrator. I’m actually visualising you sitting in the background somewhere with the camera zooming in like The Office and it’s Good and befitting this story

On another note, Draco’s confession was adorable and Parvati’s slurping in between a fantastic addition. I actually like how you write Hermione in this story, i find it very in-character with the books and how I see her. She comes off as being on the spectrum a bit with her not getting certain social cues, her analytical, almost AI-like thinking and painfully adhering to the rules. I don’t know if that was your intention or if it is a byproduct of the aim for comedy. Lets vote for a slightly autistic Hermione because why not!

TERROR HAS OTHER CONNOTATIONS DEPENDING ON THE DERIVATIVE. That sentence is terrific and I love everything else etc

It’s a good thing this story isn’t longer, because I feel like Theo would rub off on me otherwise, and make me haunt the shadows of corners and mixing up Tuesdays with Saturdays as well. Or cause mayhem out of boredom. I highly admire his nonchalance regarding this

The PRETTY comment, well done malfoy and the happenings, the going-ons and the progressing of things! The carnal fortitudes to tear the clothing of paramours and the torso audiences! I am not appalled but altogether delighted.

A toast to the sitting in desk drawers, pyramid schemes, crime wooing and having meltdowns!

THE COCONUT SPELLING and these s*x dialogues are very entertaining. Panic stricken draco wrestling with hermione’s variables is fantastic too, and I’m watching them gleefully.

Angry molly is really quite something to behold holy moly. “The slug vomit crusade of righteousness” Harry should really do something about his saviour complex, even though I guess I’m ok with it if he harries after a chaotic despot named Theo.

That rubyBritish museum and archeology sentence

“what a concept. opting to take a tone of no tone whatsoever. marriage and family counseling.a beautifully rendered drawing of la piazza San Marco.” Theo stabbing unsuspecting wedding guests with cake knives out of boredom, the homoeroticism and the meticulous mentioning of ‘incidents’. Falling trees in forests. Gems, jewels, diamonds etc etc

And the number has risen how exciting, I did see it coming ofc but it’s v satisfying nonetheless! I love all of these horny confused idiots

CRIED ON ME stop it. That is certainly one way to put it. There are so many gems in this story I’m having a hard time to stay concise in my comments hah!

Hermione is an oblivious, albeit robotically intelligent grape (is this a thing in English? prob not it’s a dutch saying just so you know, the grape that is) in this story and I think it’s cute and befitting her. I mean, really, a TIMER COME ON Hermione you’ve lost it.
Theo’s eagerness to be arrested is adorable. SKIP THE DESSERT YOU WILL BE DESSERT I’m fainting. “Well that settles it that’s well over the length of the average stomach flu” olivie my stomach hurts from laughing ok? And I’m only half-way. “Your approval is appreciated, but unnecessary” is going to be my new mantra.
These women politics yes yes and WHAT DID YOU DO DOWN THERE I wasn’t prepared, the onslaught of sexy laughs and jokes and japes this story is oh my

Vive la revolutionHERBERT ITS YOUR WIFE SHE KNOWSI’m also at a point where I just want her to get together with padma why are you doing this to meITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING, well not really I’ll take the dreamand omfg it’s a threesome well not really thanks anywayPADMA LETS DO IT you are so devious stop it already. Theo is not only sexy in this story but also a terror lawyer marry me? and did you find the VIEW PLEASINGThe clerk had an interesting day at the very leastNo, this is fine” fgdhcnfj Draco should have brought popcorn to the hearing if you ask me. THEO AND FINGER-GUNS IS HE A CLICHE BISEXUAL AS WELL?! I love PANSY what a woman, and poor innocent Percy where do you get these brilliant ideas. I also love your writing as always etc

The 'OF COURSE IT ISN'T', he calmly replied' cracked me up no end.

Thank you.

Also: brilliant, love it. As wonderful as always.

smarmy, cerebral ruffian etc. etc. brilliant! for some odd reason I need to think of the movie the lighthouse. Oh and bisexual Hermione, the percentage and “hi hello I’d like to rob this bank please” and VICTIMS OF HEINOUS AND IMMORAL CRIME and the boy who expelliarmused YES Theo go get them with your demented, yet frighteningly purposeful trickery. He has a bit of a marauder streak in him doesn’t he? The sparring between different dialogues is very nice, I like these longer sentences as well

I’m having an excellent time over here. Also, THEO I love the way you write him I want to slap, throttle and smile adoringly at him all at the same time which is a good combo really right?

now you mentioned extendable mouths I just wondered what a magical sex shop would look like aahaha one-shot idea? 8’D Madamemistress Rosmerta could secretly run it. never mind me and my depraved mind I’ll go now

smarmy dolts