OMG Remember to brush your teeth, kids! You DO NOT want a root canal! Those things HURT! You definatly don't want TWO of them! No thanks to my previous denist, she let my tooth get so bad that I converted to a different dentist. At least I like him!

OUCH! Duke, buddy, I bet that tooth hurt! *winces in memorince pain* I thought that was hilarious, the part where Dukester was keeping the dentist away with his saber! I'd probably do the same thing! I enjoyed this! Gave a good laugh, thats for sure!

Wildwing isn't being stupid, Mal. He's just being male. P Lol.

I love the basic idea of the story, but there's one gigantic problem: Duke isn't human. The dentist never would have operated on him in the first place, refusing to because they'd be afraid to damage his bill. However, if Tanya had been in there with him, owing to the fact she obviously knows something about medicine, he possibly would have. Another reason why the situation wouldn't work out is that the dentist wouldn't have known what dosage of anesthesia to give him. A normal dose to put a human asleep for a while could, in fact, be lethal to Puckworlders. Since we don't know if this is the case, and the dentist certaintly wouldn't know, then he would ask for assistance.

However, the things mentioned in the above paragraph could be easily fixed if the dentist asked for someone with medical knowledge to help supervise. Tanya would fill those requirements.

One last thing: it needs to be explained if the painkillers he's going to take, and is taking, are safe for him. Again, he's a member of an alien race, and Tanay would have to give the OK before he took anything.

Other than that, I enjoyed the story. Keep up the good work! Oh, and I'll reply to the RP after AP exams are over, 'cause it's easier to read a fanfic than figure out what to do next there. I'll e-mail you this weekend!

~~Icelightning

Oh man, that was hysterical! Excellent writing to all of you. Very very entertaining, and so realistic, I could totally see this happening to one of my friends and family members. Excellent work on this, this was a lot of fun to read.

We, the worshippers of the most sacred and might purple froed penguins, must say that we are greatly pleased with the statement about our noble, honorable and rather feathery social leaders who still owe us four loufa sponge bashings and an attack on our most sacred crock of whipcream and cheeries. Please pass this on and have a nice day oh sacred ruler of all that is... um... sacred! Yeah! _

Hee hee hee!

I pictured this in my mind while I was reading. Needless to say, I couldn't last the whole thing without collapsing into a fit of hysteria. This was the funniest friggin' thing I've read in quite a while.

"Excuse me," the secretary said as she approached the ducks in the waiting room.

"Yes?" Wildwing asked, looking up from his magazine.

"Um, the dentist was wondering if one of you could come and calm your friend down."

"What do you mean?" Tanya asked.

"It appears that he’s holding the doctor and his assistants at bay with a sword."

Priceless...purely priceless. Plus, it helps that I have experience in the area...*cough* I hate dentists! Then again...who doesn't, for that matter? Let's see...requests for torture...that sounded wierd...torture Duke more, because it's funny when he lets down his smooth demeanor. And update 'Mall Crawl'!

OOK, If you say so. Nah, just kidding, that was great. Duke acting like a child, HELL YES! That was freakin funny! The sword thing was great! It story was perfectly random. My favorite part was the can opener scene. I would have reviewed this earlier if I had read it. I've been looking into Xmen:evolution and considering writing a cross over. What do you think, I value your opinion and if you could email me with your thoughts, that would be great. Thanks in advance (even if you don't)

boredfan

*LOL* I know exactly how Duke feels. I had to have all four of my wisdom teeth out once, but 12 hours later, I was eating pizza! *LOL* Great fic! I hope to see more of your work! :D