Happy 1st late Anniversary!

"I'm not watching this show because the director did something bad" thought the character of a cartoon show who's creator was fired for sexual harassment charges and used to make incest porn comics.

This was a great story!

Me, as a car guy, if being in the place of Lana:
Man, I’m not getting into that shitbox

I already have a sexy feeling on where this is going!

bIg mEaT

1. I was honestly thinking Clyde's lucky lady would be some Russian mail-order bride, but imagine my shock when it turned out to be the female version of Lincoln. Perhaps there's some homoerotic tendencies Clyde is experiencing toward Lincoln; that would change the dynamic of their friendship considerably. But even if it were the case, sorry, Clyde - Lana beat you to the punch! I just hope during the sex Clyde doesn't shout out Lincoln's name in mid-orgasm. Otherwise, Linka's going to send his balls mail-order to Russia.

2. I will say, this segment was definitely gross but it wasn't completing stomach-churning, considering that I've actually read Lana being drenched in grody snowfalls and golden showers in other stories. I also got your reference to Flagg's earlier story, "What Lana Wants", and I thought it would be a little more along the lines of that. But, nonetheless, yours was certainly a fascinating take on Lana's preference for being such a dirty, dirty girl. I'm sure this won't be the last time Lana comes up with something nasty to weave into hers and Lincoln's sex life!

3. I guess twinsanity was the overall theme of this segment. It was nice of Lana to share Lincoln with Lola on their special day; they've shared everything else growing up, so what's one more thing, even if it is their older brother? I loved your visualization throughout this segment, especially during the bedroom scene when you describe the lower half of Lincoln's body. I guess they don't call it the Lincoln log for nothing! I must say though, come next birthday, it will be tough for Lana to top that gift to Lola . . . unless it's a threesome, perhaps.

Very good. Read from beginning to end.

1. I laughed my ass off seeing Clyde date Linka and figure out Lincoln and Lana's relationship right off the bat.

2. I'm lucky I've read much worse than what Lana had Lincoln do, but I still shuddered all the same.

3. It was really sweet of Lana to let Lola have that time with Lincoln for a present, the sex was really good too.

These moments were just as great as the rest of the story so I'm really glad you put this here.

Great bonus chapter congrats

I'm pleasantly surprised that there's a new chapter of this story! Thought Linka in the final chapter was a funny addition. Almost feel bad thinking it'd be funny to see Lincoln steal Linka from Clyde.

Dating another version of Lincoln,Clyde is really desperate I guess ha ha ha

Best bonus chapter ever!

I was wondering if Lola would make an appearance. Nice ending.

This epilogue was a nice sendoff to a fic that I enjoyed reading. Once again, you did great with it, and... may even be willing to put Lanacoln on the same level that I put Lolacoln. As in, one of the few -coln 'cest pairings that I enjoy.

All three sections were a fun read, though I think the "we're doing it my way" one was my favorite. And you're right, gross as it may be, it was kinda hot. And the themes in it are probably the one thing about her character that most people, if not everyone, would agree fit her.

Keep up the great work, m'dude.