Bloody brilliant!

I mean, really, that obstacle course is so simple a muggle could get through it. And hissing in parseltongue? I've been doing that since before I could read. If Dumbledore that's an outrageous challenge, maybe he should be the one in the student robes.

I can't believe I forgot to review this chapter!
This continues to be the funniest fic I've read. I love the type of humor.
Favorite parts:
-exchanging "The Look"
-Tom's continued misunderstanding of Harper
-Abraxas being the*most* dramatic. I'm thinking Draco in A Very Potter Musical
-"You can't possibly be perfect for anything."

Thanks for writing!

This is hilarious, thank you. Wish it kept going.

Hilarious! I've never laughed this hard at a fic in ages.

Tom has seventh horcrux level of obliviousness plus your unique writing makes this fic amazing and hysterical

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hihihihihi superb as always hihihihi

Love this story! LMAO with every chapter. Having Tom misread other people’s emotions is super funny. Although this is mostly crack, I appreciate that there is an underlying plot still and not unicorns running through Hogwarts, just because. I could see some alternative version of Tom with detachment issues grabbing onto the 1st magical being he sees and never letting go; Dumbledore is his savior. All hail the A.P.W.B.D.F.C.!

Ha! Every chapter I love this more and more!

Oh man poor Ertan, Tom must have really hurt him, lol.

cool!

I can't. I'm crying. This is sooooo funny. What a wonderful new year's present!

this is so funny and light hearted

I laughed the entire time I read this, Tom's willful misunderstanding of people is comedic gold.