Wow this fast! Only 1 chapter and Sandwich already it moves! Respect

great story. are you going to do that thing some people do where to appease each shipping, there is a separate shipping end for kirito. one chapter is asuna's ending. one is shino's. one is Yuna's.
or will you just choose a shipping and be done with it? (sorry if that was rude i just really wanna know. i like the yuna shipping chances in this story.

Absolutely incredible, the best SAO fic here and what's amazing is how unique it truly is. You've found a way to introduce each of the characters in a fitting, but not forceful manner and most importantly made a pretty normal story arc, high school, into a truly hilarious fic.

Absolutely loving the Asuna and finace Kirito scene and looking forward to the actual dinner. That's a scene that's hinted in the anime that we never actually get to see, so i'm very excited about the hilarity that will ensue there. Most importantly, Rain and Sugua are absolutely hilarious. They're imaginations are so wild it's truly incredible.

What an amazing fic! keep up the good work.

Another fun re-read indeed :D!

There were many golden hilarious things in this chapter, but let's be honest, there was just one that took the cake...that is, Sugu's reaction, of course. The best single written part of this entire chapter was that. Poor Sugu almost saw hell for a second, before the mighty light of Onii-chan heaven saved her from despair once again ;3

Oh yeah, and I guess the other girls' reactions when Asuna said the 'fiance' thing was great too, even if not as amazing as the Sugu one :P

And yep, poor Kazuto, trapped in shopping helll...may his soul be spared from that hell soon XP

Till next time!

And SAO fandom keeps throwing new waifus at us. Honestly, why is there so many female characters, when the romance line was set in stone years ago? It's not like Asuna will release her iron grip on Kirito and become a harem manager instead.

RIP Kazuto. It was nice knowing you.

This story never ceases to make me grin. The idea of the main character being OP and self-aware, but also pretty much useless is hilarious. In today's update, Asuna makes an entire room jealous of her with one sentence... and it's way too funny. I think everyone's internal reaction is what makes the scene like 100x better, because the thoughts all vary so much. You have Rain's delusions, Yuuna's shock, Sugu's... something. It was a dark and stormy place! I'm both sad and relieved we won't be seeing Kazuto crossdress - it would be hilarious, but I feel like he would have to be tricked into it. He won't comply with it like Nick. And soon we get to see Asuna's mother again; yay. I'm so excited and enthusiastic for this upcoming event. What? I'm not sarcastic at all. Bad sarcasm aside, I am excited to see how the upcoming encounter will play out. Until the next installment!
-Josh

Man, I'm late. So late that I even read the last update of Nightblade before this... I'm not on my A game, apparently. Anyway, great chapter! I always very much enjoy SAO scenes, Kizmel is a delight. I do miss the lack of Ninja fighting going on, but your promise of some in the future arouses my interest. You better make good on your word! I'm always looking forward to the next chapter!
-Josh

I really, really like this

I find myself enjoying this story. My biggest qualm is how difficult it can be to determine when Kazuto is speaking, but that's easy enough to look over compared to how much I enjoy the rest of the story. Keep up the good work!

Honestly Kirito himself is even more boring here, but the other characters at least make up for it.

Thanks for the chapter!

Compared to saiki his powers suck

Hi, I am regret. I dont know why I chose this name just role with it...
Anyway, great story, it's very funny. Please have a scene soon where kirito fights a load of bad guys make the fight super descriptive too, dont spare any detail of blood, broken bones. Use all his powers too PLEASE THIS IS A GRETA STORY SORRY IF I AM BEING BOSSY. Also I think it would be hilarious if kirito soon just snaps at everyone, like they all start going into weird delusions about him and stuff and then he just yells at then about the whole psychic thing ect. It would be great if when he yells at kana he is like 'YES NINJAS ARE A REAL THING, ASSASSINS ARE REAL AND THANKS TO THE GOD FORSAKEN POWERS WHICH I HAVE NEXT TO NO CONTROL OVER, I KNOW YOUR THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF BOTH. NOW PLEASE STOP HAVING SUCH WEIRD THOUGHTS AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU ALL. NOW IF YOU CAN EXCUSE ME I'm going to go cry in my room wondering how my life got this fucked up!' That would be hilarious. There would be a lot. Hed open being like 'OH WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
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Yunna is best girl

Please explain what a "norito" is. Google calls it a ritual chant or something.