Please explain WHY you think it necessary for us to have a detailed description of the insides of Draco's anus & consistency of Harry's semen? Much mindbleach and therapy will be needed after those nasty visuals.

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REALLY? After that buildup we get a steamy pile of hosreshit as a plot twist! Boo to you

Please update your story soon

Loving the second to last line. Boys and priorities!
Surprised at the lack of whangst here - to the point that it's a bit jarring.
Harry'd known, and doesn't have a pity party?
I would elaborate and fix, if I were you.

Lol. I don't think godfathers have much to do with christianity - fairy godmothers exist, for god's sake!

I'm appreciating the Vince/Greg in this story. You don't just make them lunkheads, which I approve of.

*blink* Okay, voldie's really dead?
Yes, it makes sense about the Weasleys.

I've written a story where the lack of knowledge about magic can actually be a useful thing... (Check it out! - Nobody ever asked my birthday), but I understand what you're saying.

And yes, Ron is an idiot.

Draco isn't nice, you haven't made him be nice. You've made him be nice To Harry. There's a difference.

Wow, this is about as hilarious as Draco Malfoy attempting to blend into Muggle london.

THIS IS AWFUL

THIS IS AWESOME

yes the snake!

er, for the record, Peeves is a poltergeist, not a ghost
he's not dead

Like much of the story so far, especially McGonagall, but deep down feel some serious part is missing? Can't quite my finger on it but finding it very hard to connect to all of characters in a meaningful way. Like to see where plot is going but this lack might see me putting it on back burner for now. Thanx for writing.

OMG! Will he accept the duel? Thanks for writing it. :)

'AAwesomesauce
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig oof'
Which is the exact same noise the author made when the Sanity Gods shoved an broomstick up their arse, for being so stupid as to write drarry a story in first place.