God, first the sold porn collection and blake's reaction to adam being a dog person .. this is comedy gold

"Why Adam, just why! Everything, everything you did, killing humans, killing Sienna, joining with an organization hellbent on the obliteration of mankind! Just why!" Blake just couldn't understand, couldn't fathom what kind of pain and misery and hatred he could feel to turn into the beast he'd become, "just tell me, please!"

"Vengeance!" he roared, his Aura flaring into the brief image of a bullskull, roaring in fury, "You took something from me Blake, something I could never live without! It was my only getaway from the stress, from the horror! it's what I used to leave it all, and to find myself! AND YOU TOOK IT ALL AWAY!"

Blake could only stare at him, before her face turned sad, pitying, "Adam...dog porn won't make Zwei love you again."

"SHUT UP!" screaming in rage, his Aura flared into life, and he charged towards Blake, her expression from anxious and afraid, to stern and depressed.

This some good shit mate, hope for some more

"Adam, I'm sorry, I didn't leave you because of the Fang, or my feelings, or my parents being worried, or anything! I left because...because you treated me like a bitch!"
"Shit, what!? You asshole!" Yang waved her stump angrily, "I'd shove this up your ass if I wasn't sure i would be left screaming after."
"No Yang, not like that, like a literal bitch; an actual female dog," Blake shuddered. hugging herself and collapsing to the ground, "he would pet me, and feed me Filet Mignon, and throw balls at me, and only ever do doggystyle! It was a living hell when i realized what he was doing!"
"Wait," Yang said, blinking thougtfully, "were you enjoying it before you found out it was treatment for dogs?"
"..."
"...oh fucking dammit Blake." Adam sighed.
Good stuff

OhMyGod! This story is freak'n amazing and hilarious! Like I am loving this so much! I can't wait for more scenes with rude Ruby. Especially scenes with her and the professors: Glynda, Ozpin, etc. But the one I am looking forward is when Winter and her Uncle Qrow come and visit Beacon. I wonder how will they react to drunk Ruby...hmm.

And will she ever come back to being sober and return to her normal self? We shall see.

Kudos on the story! Please update soon!

RIP Ren.

"I can't believe he was a dog person."

And she was drinking fucking shampoo. That's fucking karma is what that is.

I'm dying. The double whammy of those two things was too much. Lmfao.

What's that? Borderline wholesome cuteness? In THIS fic!?

I must be as drunk as Ruby, because I think I'm seeing things.

Lmfao, he just gives up and goes to prison to avoid Ruby. This is quite possibly the most insane thing I've ever read, but damn it's a breath of fresh air.

Wait, wasn't... Cinder hospitalized by Ruby? (The Chapter 5 stuff.) Kind of surprised she doesn't even think of that happening.

I guess the data downloaded ended up saving her from getting arrested, then. A different 'reason' for breaking in. Though she's probably going to be upset finding out that she's now thought of as a porn addict or something.

Cats are just not a popular as dogs Blake, that a fact of life we all have to swallow. Better now then never.

Also, never anything better then the baby of the group admitting out loud to go and tempt definitely much older males to...

Um...

we all get the idea.

You write some dumb shit, like really dumb shit. But that shit puts most comedies we have to shame, so, please continue.

Also, when does Crow come in and finally admit he is her father?

Because at this point, it would fit the narrative to a T. That and the Darth Vader reference would be killer

You keep this thing (your version of ruby) away from innocent oscar unless you want to corrupt him.

LOOOOOOOOL XD ITS BACK! YEEESSS!

So ruby is jealous about tig old bitties and people having boyfriends so she's insulting everyone in that way and drinking.

Why have the teachers not figured it out? And why have they not just dominated her into submission? That's how you deal with those types of drunks.

I love this fic

Oscar meets rude ruby.
Oscar:...
Ruby:...