This is awesome! Natsu's last line though lol. Anyway, I recommend you to mark this fic as 'complete'. Unless you want to continue this? It'll be interesting.

Was romantic to the Natsu way

I noticed a few cuss words in this and it just had me thinking a more appropriate rating might be K or perhaps even T, just do to the cuss words. Just a tiny suggestion.

But, I loved how this was written and the idea of the Fairytail Guild being some sort of police station and the candy wrappers thing was so cute! And I loved the remark about the Twenty-first century. There really isn't aren't any notes anymore, are there? Texting has sort of replaced it. Thanks for making this cute Nalu oneshot. I absolutely loved it! :)