This is so funny, I love it! I've read it three times now

This is hilarious .. I like it very much .. lol

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This was hysterical! Quirrel had no idea what he was in for when he brought Shrek the Ogre to Hogwarts!

Oh, dear. This made me giggle. Shrek is protective of children.

This made my morning. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Miriam

Cool story

This was a true delight of a tale. Made me laugh. Thank you.

Interesting and (well enough written in my opinion) very good story. I like it, I like it a lot! It seems to be meshing the realities quite well, and I can hardly wait (but I will) to see where it all goes. I do know this, when someone who is not the creator of a character, writes about them, it is to have them do something that the creator doesn't want to or didn't think of. I know that I always think of my favorite characters doing things, I have never read of in books or seen them doing in movies. I think it is fantastic that others (here in "FanFiction") are actually writing their stories of what they want them to do in a "What If" world. For those who complain that the characters would not do this or that, forget them. You need to write this first for yourself, and then for the rest of us who do enjoy your take on what just might, could, should, would and probability (if a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't bump the ground nearly so often) can happen. I do know this as well, I am enjoying it and will follow it as long as you will write it. Also, do NOT feel pushed to post, sometimes the words and thoughts just flow and sometimes you have to cogitate for a bit. Just learn to let them grow at their own pace and those of us who appreciate them will be here to read them when they are posted.

Thank you so much for sharing.

love it.

this is excellent, thank you sir. laughed my ass of at Dumbledore's prophecy part especially

Nice! I had a similar idea a while ago, with Shrek accidentally falling through a dimensional portal into Hogwarts, but could never get it to work - the trouble is that (as here) Shrek simply wipes the floor with the opposition, so there isn't much dramatic tension once the kids realise he's relatively friendly. The idea of him accidentally being hired by Qurrelmort never occurred to me, and gives you a nice little vignette.

OMG! ROFLMAO! This was absolutely one of the Best X-Overs that I have seen, period. And to think that Albus completely overthought that Prophecy, of which he totally screwed up on, much to the pain that Harry suffered over the years. Still, I loved it. Thank You. TTFN

Love Shrek! And it was definitely a plot twist with him being born at the end of July. Thanks for sharing!

And in yet another screwy way, the Prophecy is fulfilled! Shrek still gets his wards on his home swamp too!

I love it. Thanks.

Brilliant

Cute. Voldy defeated by Shrek. Pity he won't get the credit.