This story is written in chat/script format, and such a format is not permitted on this site according to the Rules & Guidelines we all agreed to when we signed up for accounts. I would suggest writing the entire thing in standard prose with proper dialogue tags. However, there are other sites out there that do accept chat/script format, including, but not limited to AO3, Wattpad, and Quotev. Take these suggestions into consideration as they will help you avoid issues with the rules in the future.

Best,
Zad
Critics United

Just a heads up that the following part of the Content Guidelines is broken:

Entries not allowed:
6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.

Please use dialogue similar to "And I donated my other kidney to his brother!" David said. Add some description and detail in your story.

Omg Dude again you left me in stitches laughing! Honestly it's good to see that we have a little more comedic stories on here as it's something different. Good story my friend can't wait to read more!

I cant stop laughing DUDE! Please... continue this small stories they are awesome!

This is a funny rant! After reading this I couldn't stop laughing. Well done!

this dude is walking around with no freaking kidneys - Tyler Blu Gunderson 2k18
i died laughing reading this!