Waluigi is hereby and henceforth, forebidden on making very…VERY, insulting 'puns' on the main fighters. Last time that happened, an angry Roy went on a rampage, leaving the building in pieces and most of the Assists hospitalized.

-Lyn

P.S.
Roy would still rather be alone as of this moment, so don't even bother trying to confront him.

Ok, I’m gonna try again,

Smash AT- law 3:
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is permitted to mention anyone’s dead, dying, or missing relatives. We’ve all dealt with adversity in our lives, but there’s no need to bring it up in this setting -Lyn

PS: The last time someone mentioned Iris’s death, Zero went Maverick and nearly killed about half the roster. And no, I don’t want to hold back a reploid with a laser sword, thank you.

Poor Midna, she just wanted to help Link out. Also for a new law

Waluigi! Stop harassing the fighter's visitors! Alph, Kirby, Sonic, and Mario weren't pleased with what you did to some of their friends!- Lyn

The Moon shall not crash onto the Great Bay out of sheer rage that any of the Links are there.

Law idea!

For Frick's sake, stop stealing the Camera Obscura. Most of the things that can be seen with it are things men was NOT meant to see.

I got another one.

No one is allowed to use Chef Kawasaki's cooking equipment without his permission. Especially if you don't have prior cooking experience. It took hours to put out the fire!

- Lyn

Oof... that not be fun for Midna. Good chapter.

Ideas... yea, I have none.

I have one:
Nobody is allowed to let Isaac control the piranha plant. He has gone on a rampage of revenge concerning his status as an Assist Trophy and is using the plant to brutally KO all the other Smashers.

Okay this is great, but here's an idea I had for a law

"No one is allowed ogle the Squid Sisters, last time it happened, the inklings covered the whole mansion in ink!"- Lyn

Under no circumstances are you allowed to try to ride the Rathalos to mimic scenes from Monster Hunter Stories. The Smash Mansion's Rathalos is not like the ones from said games and the results will not be pretty for those foolish enough to try it. -Lyn

Waluigi is no longer allowed to use the "infinite assist trophy" glitch to create an army of clones and enact his revenge on the Smashers, the assist trophies, either of the hands, Sakurai, or anyone/anything else involved with Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Alucard

I have a good one!

Waluigi, for the last time, stop trying to reprogram Zero to do your bidding. The last time this happened, he broke Yuri’s camera, broke Guile’s arm, and nearly cut Mega Dweeb, Isaac, Ashley, Ness, and I in half! He is MY ROBOT! I MADE HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS, you purple snob!

-Dr Wily (Submitted by Jeff)

As cool as the weapons and armor it's carcass makes, you are not to hunt the rathalos. You've seen how hard MH and the hunters assigned to capture it went through to include it in smash. -alucard

This is totally up to you to use these but:

Don't steal other AT's weapons just because you want to 'Change things up.' Last time it lead to both the fighters and Assist being put into a hospital. -Lyn

Don't bring up bad memories one might have just to win a arguement, it was bad enough when somebody decided to do that with Zero and Shadow already. - Alucard

Waluigi is not allowed to call a guy who's have my same name, and is more like a psychopath wear a red cloak and he call himself "the crimson fu[beep]"

The guy almost cause a pandemonium in the Assist Trophies building with corpses everywhere

Alucard: the ONE who lives in the mansion