Reviews for Agunt 40 7 Kulls the Wurld
gynger chapter 1 . 5/15/2019
so agent 47, or agunt 40 7, went around and killed 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people , raped a librarian and her mom, went on raping a whole bunch of other people and had sex with a puppy? What the actual fuck
David chapter 1 . 1/24/2019
What the actual fuck did I just read? You clearly never went to school in your life!
Thank you for making me think Australians are now a bunch of dumbasses!
Thanks for this story, you piece of shit
Noob-LubeTM chapter 1 . 11/16/2018
The graphic content in this story far exceeds the boundaries commonly set for the Teenage audience. I recommend setting the the story’s age restriction to be set towards a far more mature audience.
Artie 'Door Stopped Fletcher chapter 1 . 11/14/2018
There is a very conspicuous lack of descriptive imagery in this story. Given the subject matter, perhaps I should be thankful.
Armack chapter 1 . 11/12/2018
I'm sorry, but I can't take a word of this fic seriously. First of all, how does somebody seriously manage to misplace every other vowel with the letter "u" and not notice? You can't really be telling me that you don't see anything wrong with "Agunt," "Kulls", "Wurld," "skulls," "wunt," "hitlur," "une," or "wurse." I've read a fic by a guy who always described everything as "an," regardless of whether "a" was more appropriate, and I'm saying this.

Secondly, it would take someone who has no idea how numbers work - namely, someone who has never done a day of school in their life - to not realize that the number "40 7" is simply written "47." And the fact that it's consistently written that way through the whole fic means that it was deliberate, because you would've caught it otherwise, or that's what I hope.

Third, there could not possibly be 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-however many more zeroes there are-people in the world. Overpopulation would drive humanity extinct long before Agent 47 ever got to them.

Fourth, the crassness of this fic is pure flamebait. It's so obvious. Anybody who seriously got offended by anything written here is just not paying attention. The words fuck and rape are tossed around like a basketball, Hitler just shows up out of nowhere for no good reason (other than to die in order to make 47 the greater of two evils), 47 steals money from a library, of all places (yes, let's rob the one place which is the least likely to give a decent haul, that's not a complete waste of time), the librarian or her mother, whichever, just happened to leave a sniper rifle laying on the lawn... like, seriously, if you were trying to be the next Full Life Consequences, weird as it is to say about those fics, you could've tried harder.

And somehow, less than three hundred... "words" of writing was a long chapter for you? Y'know, most people go a little bit bigger than that, just saying.

If you want to continue writing this fic, then by all means, go right on ahead. I'll just be over here, watching the train wreck in motion.