How do ideas like these even become thought up?! I am literally speechless and floored xD You beat me in craziness...and I'm pretty crazy.

I do appreciate that you've played Banjo Tooie :D

How about a reference called Banjo-GAZOOIE? LOL!XD! As in the Great Gazoo.

Maybe also a fFlintstones story with spoof characters Stone-an (Conan the Barbarian) and Red Stone-ja (Red Sonja) (with a rocky-looking "chain-mail" bikini).

Maybe you could think up a Banjo-Gazooie (Banjo and The Great Gazzo).LOL