jaune in venom 2018

this might be an unpopular opinion but jaune's a cuck

1. As Thanos in both Infinity War and Engame, the cast will be confused because he is a villain but believes himself to be a hero. Nora could be Thor while Ren is Loki, it would really shock them when Jaune kills Ren who is basically Nora's brother.
2. Quicksilver in X-Men Apocalypse where he saves everyone from Beacon Academy/Xavier Institute, that one scene, or that and him eventually trying to fight Apocalypse.
3. See if you can guess what this is.
"Momma had a chicken, momma had a cow, dad was proud he didn't care how". Jaune's mom basically gives birth to a Cow and a Chicken, Jaune as Chicken from Cow & Chicken, Cow could be one of his sisters.
4. Loopy Fist, like Rock Lee. When Jaune was younger, accidentally drank alcohol and nearly destroyed half of Vale/Vale City, and is now not allowed to ever have any just like Nora isn't allowed caffeine. How about he fights Cinder instead of Pyrrha, tries to take Aura-Booster medicine, but mistakingly grabbed alcohol, and destroys Cinder without even realizing it. Ren could probably respond with "he's probably not as bad as Nora, the host could respond with "Did Nora ever nearly destroy half of Vale? Just like Nora isn't allowed caffeine, Jaune isn't allowed alcohol".
5. What about Jaune having a form similar to Naruto's Four-Tailed form? It could either be against Salem or Cinder. This could be a Grimm version of the Kyuubi, the eyes could red-Grimm eyes but still round, and when his skin peels away, could be a swirling black instead of red. He could transform do to his anger and hatred (unlocking a Negative-Aura if you will) for Cinder or Salem, either one of them could replace Orochimaru or be themselves.
6. Same as 5 but instead of the Kyuubi, it's Ichigo's Hollow form from Bleach, Salem could be herself, or Ulquiorra.
7. How about Jaune as secretly an SCP Agent in Beacon Academy, he knows how to fight SCPs but not Hunters or Grimm, maybe have them witness him taking on SCPs like 173 "Sculpture" or 682 "Hard-To-Kill-Lizard", any Keter class or even Euclid and Thaumiel class, a good friendly one to have them see is 999 "Tickle Monster". You could even have him as a Class-D trying to survive inside the Foundation's test site during the breach. Lastly, remember SCP-1471 (I've been incorrectly putting it as 1741) "Mal0", how about Jaune downloads the app by accident or as a test (considering the Foundation knows very little about this SCP) and actually lasts the longest and Mal0 (the sexualized/female version) ends being that world's Pyrrha, just with red fur and she could end up calling Jaune "Senpai".
8. Killer B from Naruto, can only imagine their reactions to him rapping and then transforming into a rapping octopus.
9. A member of the Impractical Jokers. I can picture him as either Sal or Murr..

I have an idea on 2 good universes they could watch. Attack On Titan and God Eater. Both have monsters that want to destroy humanity, both have protective walled cities, and both are impossible to survive outside those cities.

You should do one where Juan is samurai jack , or where team rwby is the team from cowboy bebop .

Show them jaun as wolverine. That would be cool for their reactions.

How about one where Jaune's mom gives birth to 2 hands? Master Hand and Crazy Hand, Jaune as the first one and basically they have their powers from Super Smash Bros. Crazy Hand upon meeting Ozpin could go "let's play thumb wars" while holding up his thumb, Ozpin could respond "I'm afraid you are far too big for my hand" unknowingly using an innuendo. Now, upon meeting Yang, he could say the same thing but Yang's response could be "I'm afraid I am FAR too big for your hand" with a shit eating grin, Crazy Hand could flee screaming "AH, IT'S A MAN!".

How about the scene in South Park where the military is preparing to go to war with Canada/Remnant's equivalent of it, Dr. Arthur Watts could be Bill Gates who is killed by the General who could be portrayed by Ironwood who then kills Arthur for either Salem's or Tyrian's face appearing in the hologram. Have Ironwood tell Adam (who is Chef) and the rest of Adam's men that they will be "Operation Faunus Shield", have Adam ask him "have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation"? Then have Ironwood respond with "no, I don't listen to hip-hop". Maybe also have the scene where Adam and his men jump out of the way of missiles saying "Operation Faunus Shield my ass".

Another South Park one. Remember when the Canadians bombed the Baldwins? Maybe the Canadians could either be replaced with the Faunus or some other faction, and the Baldwins could be replaced with the Blacks, you know, Mercury Black and Marcus Black and the other members of the Black family, Dr. Oobleck/Mr. Garrison could go "all the Blacks are dead"!?, and Marcus could be the one guy they missed "haha you missed me-GACK", gets hit with a random missile..

How about Jaune as Phillip in South Park, Terrance & Phillip. They come to Beacon to perform, Ozpin doesn't know who they are and allows them to, they end up singing the Uncle Fucker song..

1. This is a rather long one but, Jaune has Buggy The Clown's Chop Chop fruit but as a Semblance. His Semblance activates during his fight with Cardin while Jaune is charging towards him, his body literally falls apart, not that Jaune knows that, Cardin seeing Jaune's body parts still charging him (more like hopping after him and wondering how Cardin got taller) freaks out then drops his mace and runs out of the arena screaming while giving Jaune a victory by ring-out, Jaune says "yeah, you better run" while his head and the rest of his body are hopping up & down, he then turns to the audience & sees them looking at him in horror with many people having their hands over their mouths, Jaune says "what?" Jaune asked while wondering why they seemed closer and he was closer to the floor, then turns around and sees his body in pieces, at this point you should have Jaune freak out and start crying thinking he's either dead or dying while he & the rest of his body hop all over the place while his head and his foot run into each other, have Ruby beat Pyrrha to Jaune & hold his head against her chest saying soothingly "Shhh, you're okay Jaune", while Pyrrha only half way out of her chair goes ("NO, I WANTED TO HOLD HIS HEAD!"). For the last part, have Glynda help put Jaune back together with her telekinesis while going ("I know I'm a therapist but this is ridiculous, I cannot believe I have to LITERALLY put a student back together"!).
2. Shaggy from the Scooby Doo movie, Ruby as Scooby/Ruby Doo. I couldn't help but think of that one scene, Ruby goes "rour rom reats rat roop", Shaggy/Jaune goes "no Ruby Doo, your mom eats cat poop".
3. How about one where Jaune eats a magic mushroom? That one web video where the guy goes "Mooooooooooom! get the shovel, get the shovel, all the meat I've eaten today...I forgive myself", and he's trying to get out of the stretcher straps by going "kaboozh, kaboozh".

1. Dylan, and Pyrrha as Regina from Dino Crisis, considering Dylan is a blonde and Regina is a red-head.
2. Hogarth, Arthur Watts as that one detective, and Ironwood as the general from The Iron Giant.
3. Titan A.E, or the E would probably be replaced with R for Remnant.
4. Treasure Planet, Jaune as the main human character.
5. Hellboy, and Pyrrha as Liz, or it could even be the other way around, Pyrrha could be a female Hellboy/Girl, it could either be the movie (the original ones, not the new one), or the anime, either one would be fine.
6. Beavis, (bizarre, I know), but how about Beavis & Butthead Do Remnant/or Vale?
7. As the main baby from Baby Geniuses.
8. Ace Ventura, either the first one or Pet Detective.
9. Alone In The Dark, either the game or the movie, either way would be fine.
10. The astronaut from Planet 51.
12. Scott Pilgrim, and Pyrrha as Ramona Flowers.
13. Either the main rat or the main human character from Ratatouille.
14. Coop, and Pyrrha as Kiva, and maybe Ren as Jaime from M.E.G.A.S. X.L.R, the E (Earth) in M.E.G.A.S could be replaced with an R (Remnant) and still be pronounced the same, just spelled M.R.G.A.S.
15. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. The episode where Cheese is introduced, you know, where he says to Eduardo "I like cereal"! Jaune could either be Cheese, Wilt, or even Max. Coco as the bird-like thing where Cheese points to a box of coco on the table but Coco thinks he is calling her by name, and Ozpin as Mr Herriman and Cheese again says the same thing "coco", it works because Ozpin drinks hot-coco.
16. Men In Black 2. Jaune's Semblance could be a second head that he grows called Johnny that he has to keep in his book-bag. At some point Johnny could pop out in front of Weiss or Pyrrha and go "ya like egg-salad"?
17. My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude. It's about Jaune being accidentally admitted into Grimm school run by Salem, similar to Rosario Vampire, if you're okay with doing a fanfic.
18. There's a story I read, I think it was called Weiss Doesn't Understand Slang, I don't know who it was by though, but it was really funny, if you're okay with doing a fanfic.
19. There's 2 stories I read by the same guy called Naccarat. One's called Jaune's Grimmhand, it's basically about Jaune coming across a Grimm similar to Migi from Parasyte The Maxim. The second one is called Fracture, it's about Jaune's Semblance being similar to Mob's power from Mob Psycho 100, he just can't stop breaking things, if you're okay with doing a fanfic.
20. How about the season finale of season 13 of Supernatural? The one where Lucifer (Jaune) comes back to Earth from Apocalypse Earth with Michael, or how about the episode where Lucifer grills Dagon for letting Castiel get away with his son, Cinder as Dagon and Jaune as Lucifer.
21. What about one where Jaune is from Earth and ends up on Remnant? Instead of having Aura, it's the 7 Chakras (which he doesn't know about, along with most people on Earth), and the Aura chant by Pyrrha removes the seal on them, and he grows more powerful with every Chakra he unlocks. This would confuse everyone because every time a Chakra unlocks, it's almost like he's unlocking his Aura multiple times and they would think each one was a different colored Aura, and when the 7th one unlocks, he essentially becomes a god like either the Brothers or God with a capital G.
22. Sunny from Big Daddy, have no idea who would be Corrine or her sister or even the kid.
23. Kevin, the main character from Split.
24. Rob Dyrdek (Ridiculousness), Daniel Tosh (Tosh.0), and Chris Hardwick ( /AtMidnight, and Web Soup).
25. Samus Aran from any of the Prime games, although I would like the beginning of Metroid Prime 3: Corruption where the GF ship comes under attack by Space Pirates, have them not know Jaune is actually a girl until they see the word she or her.
26. RWBY: A Grimm Fate by Crusader76, it's about a Beowolf turning into a Faunus do to the actions of Ruby and then becoming a student at Beacon Academy, if you're comfortable with doing a fanfic.
27. How about a Jaune that makes fun of the news? Stephen Colbert (Late Show), James Corden (Late Late Show), and Trevor Noah (Daily Show).
P.s. I know this is a long review of a request list, but you can delete this if you want, it won't bother me.

Can you do a version we’re jaune is natsu vs a dragon from the movie or a jaune as kurapika vs one of the spiders

T'challa meets Killmonger scene from black panther with Blake and Adam?

Infinity War AU?
Josh Brolin: Thanos
Cinder Fall: Ebony Maw
Emerald Sustrai: Corvus Glaive
Mercury Black: Proxima Midnight
Hazel Rainart: Cull Obsidian
Winter Schnee: Red Skull

Jaune Arc: Peter "Starlord" Quill
Pyrrha Nikos: Gamora Zen Whoberi
Bradley Cooper: Rocket
Vin Diesel: Groot
Dave Bautista: Drax
Pom Klementieff: Mantis
Pyrrha Nikos (Clone): Nebula

Nora Valkyrie: Thor Odinson
Lie Ren: Loki Laufeyson ( Lovers)
Oscar Pine: Bruce Banner (Summons and controls the Arma Gigas like a gundam)
Idris Elba: Heimdall
[After his defeat, Oscar is branded by Thanos, preventing him from summoning the Arma Gigas]

Ruby Rose: Tony Stark
Ozma: Dr. Strange
Glynda Goodwitch: Wong
[Parker stays on the bus, Glynda follows Ruby and Ozma by portal onto Cinder's ship]

Blake Belladonna: T'challa
Kali Beladonna: Shuri ( Siblings)
Sienna Khan: Okoye
Adam Taurus: M'Baku (u wot m8)

Taiyang Xiao Long: Steve Rodgers
Qrow Branwen: Bucky Barnes
Yang Xiao Long: James Rhodes
Weiss Schnee: Sam Wilson
[Black Widow doesn't exist]

Penny Polendina: Vision
Ciel Soleil: Wanda Maximoff

I spent way too long on this.