I'm not sure I should cheer for Wrex or pity him, but probably a mix of both, lol.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shepard! Garrus! Give me some f***ing bleach! (I may also need to go confort Tali) Wrex you #*( )(%#$&$*$$&# #&%$*%%&! I am going to f***ing kill you, Wrex! Now GIVE ME all of the bleach! PS update as soon as possible.

UPDATE NOW!

I would use the card to not be in trouble for when I spend too long playing mass effect. He he he.

OH MY GOD. (Lies on floor for three hours, laughing deliriously)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (falls over) HAHAHAH HAHA!

Is it possible for someone to totally realise that I am preferencing a said aliens perspective who may or may not be a turian sniper/lunatic rebel who may or may not take a rocket to the face and just keep going? Because I feel like I need to exact my vengence on a certain Ashley Williams. He he he.

You genius. Damn. I can't believe you thought of the better thing.

Who the hell is this guy? SERIOUSLY DUDE! TELL ME!

WHO IS ANONYMOUS?! I need to know!

Tracey Asteroid has hired the lawyer Tracey Asteroid to prosecute Tracey Asteroid for announcing Tracey Asteroid deceaced due to dying of laughter

I love this thing! I like how you are using some personalities, **cough** Garrus **cough** to create this EXCELLENTLY HUMOUROUS ff that should not under any circumstances have attitude changes. EVER.

Tracey Asteroid would like to send her sincerest apologies for not being at the computer to tell you how amazing this is. She is, unfortunately, still passed out.

Tracey Asteroid is unable to respond due to her being passed out from laughing too hard. Period.

Are you surprised I'm not dead yet? This is only the second chapter and yet, I'm surprised my laughter hasn't killed me yet. I should stop saying 'yet' now.