op I'm fucking crying you're a genius

Oh my goodness. What an ending! Satisfies Thanos' wishes but what a bummer for those living. ;) Thanks for sharing!

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*Hears that women aren't attracted to people anymore*

To Gman and Fan01,

How dare you leave a hate review on this fanfic. How dare you try and bring GanHOPE326’s spirits down with your thoughtless words. You are allowed to dislike the story and/or characters. You’re entitled to your own opinion, but whatever is going on in your life is no excuse to be so crass and rude, hiding like cowards behind your screen, not even having the decency to login before expressing your opinion, for fear that someone might disagree or try and defend the author.

This is all regardless of the fact that you’re likely the same person because both reviews were left in the same day. If you truely have a problem with the story, don’t read it! Close the tab and delete your history if you’re that desperate for it to disappear, but remember that a fellow human being put time and effort into writing this fan fiction, which you have mindlessly dismissed as a “bad fic”, going so far as to call the author “stupid”. I don’t know if you’ve ever written anything, fan fiction or otherwise, but writers are not stupid and they certainly don’t deserve to be belittled by your ignorance and stupidity.
Thank you for your consideration,
ScruffydaDruid

Ha ha ha. Seems like I found a new favourite author.

You are stupid.

Bad fic.

nice

Cool, that would actually work. It reminds me of Dan Brown's Inferno.

The Fiend!

Dear Gan:

Yes. Exactly. Thank you.

Of course, even that doesn't really work, because now he has a whole universe full of people who resent him for tampering with their integuments without their consent. (Granted, they're not as naturally fierce as they were a minute ago, but by the same token they're probably cooler-headed and more focused. Basically, he just created a whole cosmos of displeased Thomas Aquinases.) But it's as good as he can expect to do without wasting time trying to change a single person's mind - a thing that is clearly beyond the great Thanos, so kudos to him for knowing his limitations.

Sincerely,
Qoheleth

This is... actually very genius... Did you like leave the theatre arguing with the friends watching with you: "But the remaining half would just reproduce and in a 500 years we'll just face the same problem again!" xD I'm just wondering how this idea came about. But did he make half the universe asexual or the whole universe half as horny as before?