Ahahahah, VST, if you'd said this was an actual famous limerick of the Renaissance, I might believe you (if not for the very modern language). Love this poem! Clever, funny, and well done.

Hello, VST! Thank you for submitting this poem to our poetry event. I loved reading it. You have your stress and rhyme scheme down, and almost every line flowed off the tongue; none of the rhyming felt forced. You chose a more traditional feel for your poem (I believe, based off of the rhyming structure and some of the inverted sentences), which suited your message. Eloquent and fun!