wow! that last line was a killer! and this is a very...interesting..story. lol

Holy crap, that was probably the worst thing I have ever read. It wasn't funny (you tried to hard), it wasn't offensive (sex isn't offensive in over use like that) on top of that it wasn't even fun to read. I was waiting for a wailing guitar or some mass hot chick to bust out of some tree getting chased by mad dogs and then Bingo kicking all their asses and winning over the hot elf chick's love. All this story has is an ugly guy no one cares about having sex with ugly people no one cares about. He could have killed a dragon with his massive sex-driven cock or something, but no... he just has sex with ugly things and goes into a coma istead of toughing it out and masturbating like any other guy without sex. Come on now, a coma, that's BS.

Anyway, it's just fan fiction, whateva. Have a good day.

Well, I am almost done reading your other fic, Æternus Noctem and I was like what else does she have that would be good to read. And then I saw your profile, O Fortuna, from Carmina Burana! I love that song, but like the second movement better AHH I am so rambling and so I read Smugglypants and wow. it was hilarious. It was beautiful. Seriously. Um anywhoo... I am going to finish reading your other fic now...

Cheers DK

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that is good stuff! Go sam :)