Reviews for Story Of Time Traveler : Best Match in the Rose Garden
DoomMarine55 chapter 1 . 8/6/2019
Sento is Kamen Rider build not your stupid fu-cking gary-stu that nobody gives a sh-it about.
8GoKey40th chapter 1 . 9/18/2018
It was another fine and normal day at NERV. There were birds singing. Shinji was in one of the many bathrooms jerking off to gay porn. Askua was somewhere else being a bitch. Kaji was fucking somebody who wasn’t Misato. Lilith was hanging around. Get it? Hanging around? Man I’m funny. But anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Minor characters whom only otaku remember* were doing there stupid ass stuff. Maya was being gay, Ritsuko was testing something, Keel Lorenz had fallen and couldn’t get up.
*I don’t know em! I don’t! I… dammit! Fine! I’m an otaku okay? Sue me!
And Gendo’s skullfucking Rei again. Wait, what? OH DEAR GOD!
Nope. I wish I was on drugs, but I’m not. He is. Gendo’s in his religiously significant office, with his pants around his ankles. Rei’s on her knees. Now you figure, “hey, classic blow job situation!” And that would be okay. Sure she’s underage, but she’s hot! And she is sorta his wife. Or daughter, or... something. But noooooo… Mr. Fucked up here has his dick in her fucking eye socket! It’s very good you can’t see this people! There’s lots of blood and mucus and tears here! Cause he’s fucking her eye, if you just turned in! Sweet Jesus, stop this!
Yet there is no stopping. Rei’s just sitting there. Blinking with tears, and that damn facial expression of her’s. She’s in her plug suit. Gendo you are a perverted FUCKHEAD! Dieeeee. Just dieeeeeeeeee.
But apparently I don’t mean jack shit. Because he’s still skull fucking her. Forget the Eva unit 1 experiment, I think we know now how Yui really disappeared. She’s probably in some damn dumpster somewhere because her husband SKULLFUCKED HER! Why does this happen? I’m gonna be sick!
Still going! He’s moaning and groaning and sweating and his balls are slapping against her nose and he’s all sweaty and he has a gut he must have been sucking in all this time. Yep. He’s riding that socket like a little bitch. His mouth is groaning but his hips are like “Who’s your daddy? WHO’S YOUR DADDY!” Rei’s taking it like a whore on heroin that needs the cash for her next high and can’t feel a damn thing. Hell, maybe she is. That’d explain a hell of a lot wouldn’t it? If ever a man deserved to burn in hell, it’d be this guy. Gendo is a pimp of the damned!
Oh look. Maya just walked in the office. Finally somebody is doing something to stop this insanity, you worthless shitlickers.
“Sir, you… OH SWEET JESUS!” Maya screamed out. “Is that your penis in her eye-socket?!” Gendo shrugged. Maya is vomiting, instead of jacking off like the rest of you fuckheads. Rei’s just staring with her good eye. Oh Christ. Did I just say that? Now I’m gonna be sick! Ugh. I just was sick.
“Relax Maya.” Ritsuko says. Oh she’s here too. And she doesn’t seem to be surprised. Oh lovely. Well, she’s fucking Gendo, we know she’s messed up. Oh look, her hands are in her pants. She’s masturbating. Why not? My mind is already destroyed. Now life is after my soul.
“Relax?” Maya’s blurting. “He’s fucking her eye! He’s plugging in the socket! Stuffing the brain turkey! Why not just squick* her while your at it, you sick bastard!”
*for those of you who haven’t read horrible doujin or are horrible people, that’s making an orfrice in the head with a drill or whatnot. It is disgusting. You freak.
“Aww… but it’s turning me on! I like watching Rei die. And it’s not like we can’t just get another.” Ritsuko shrugged.
“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!” Maya screams. “HE’S FUCKING HER EYE! THIS IS WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!” Maya is pausing, presumably to take a breath. “WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Okay I’m done.”
“Ahh, cool down Maya. Tell you what. I’ll give you sweet dickgirl love.”
Maya raises an eyebrow “You’re a dickgirl?”
Ritsuko shrugs. “It’s an anime fanfic based on evil doujin. I can be a dickgirl if I want.”
“You mean like how I now have breasts that’d keep a farmhouse in business and sever my spinal cord?”
“Exactly!”
And so, Maya got some sweet dickgirl loving with her big cow udders and Gendo is still putting the raging cock in Rei's eye. You people are sick fuckers. Eat shit and die. I’m gonna go eat things. That aren't shit.
The horrible horrible end.
vanillamilkcarton chapter 11 . 9/7/2018
Are you going to continue this? To be honest it's a good crossover fanfic.
SuperSonic2018 chapter 1 . 8/25/2018
Suck me off author!
Doom Marine 54 chapter 1 . 6/25/2018
Calling that mass of revolting sludge of yours a story is like calling a bucket of putrid, stinking, maggot-infested garbage a steak dinner. Like rotting garbage, there’s occasionally some recognizable trace of what it was supposed to be, which only makes the rest of that disgusting sack of offal posing as fanfic just so much worse. Then you have the utter gall to beg people to praise your efforts, as though you actually made some effort instead of just scribbling down your brain drool and contaminating the Net with it. Nobody with the intelligence of a body louse would pretend that was a story. In fact, I owe your lice an apology for saying that. I’ve had toenail fungus that was smarter than you. I’ve read better stories in random combinations of words made from old bills that have gone through the paper shredder. You would have to get smarter to become a drooling idiot. Whoever deluded you into believing you could write ought to be flogged. Not only do you expose unsuspecting readers to the foul mess of slaughterhouse waste you call a story, but you cry like the whiny little baby you are when people don’t tell you it’s the best story ever. I bet you’re crying right now. You’re an infected boil on the buttocks of fandom. Your momma curses herself daily for ever letting a stupid brat like you be born. I hope you someday have the decency to blow your own head off and put yourself out of our misery.

I am Doom Marine 54! People of Fanfiction! I have returned! "HEAR ME IDIOTS! All of you so called writers heed my words carefully! You, who have gorged yourselves on the gullibility of the readers, who trample upon those who seek to bring justice to this site! Self-Inserts...…... Wish Fulfillment fics You call yourselves 'good people', but you're little more than parasites, an infestation feeding on the blood and tears of those you've fooled in your gluttonous bid for self satisfaction. The corrupt system in this site where people cannot even say their honest opinions... Here and now I stand before you, and declare myself the enemy of everything the likes of Hand of Section XIII and 8GoKey40th stand for! No more would those so called flamers be in fear of what other people say of their opinions! No more shall the innocent be preyed upon by those who know nothing of sorrow! I, Doom Marine 54, hereby vow not to rest, until I have wiped every last trace of the so called "good people" corruption from this site!

This is not a declaration of war. This is a personal message to the inept and impotent authors and idiots who think always giving sugar coated compliments would help others improve. I'm coming for you… There is nowhere on this planet that is safe from me!

Engrave this on your minds fools! Heroes never die!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/13/2018
"Trolls will lie, exaggerate, and offend to get a response."

Clearly TokuJust123 is a troll like Doom Marine 54. Trolls will lie; he keeps saying that he is not or not like Doom Marine 54. Why does he always say that. He is clearly lying and in denial. Trolls will exxagerate; we get it! We have known for a long time that Doom Marine 54 is a troll! It's not like that news is brand new. Trolls will offend; well if you did not respond to a troll in the first place like the idiot you are then you won't be the promising troll that you are now.

Also I have to commend you for flame spamming Doom Marine 54's account. He must be really proud. How many more aliases/make believe friends do you have anyway?

Hoping you will surpass Doom Marine 54 one day...

-Your greatest fan, Doom Marine 54

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
JUSTUPIDINE chapter 1 . 6/4/2018
JUSTUPIDINE
8GoKey40th chapter 1 . 6/2/2018
Vaike, Doom Marine 54 was the only one who did it all. He was the one who left hate reviews. Trust me. I went there. When I typed that it was Doom Marine 54 that did it, they started accusing me of being him. Then Doom uses the public to his advantage by using my name to leave reviews. It got worse when Spartan and Fenikkusumaru accuses me of being Doom. I was able to convince Fenikkusumaru that I am not Doom, though I am not sure of Spartan. Vaike, it was just Doom Marine 54 using my name, believe me.
Doom Marine 54 chapter 1 . 5/31/2018
Love you too :)
Vaike chapter 2 . 5/30/2018
Good morning sir. I would like to ask you why you are leaving insulting reviews on the account of The Hand of Section XIII along with your friends Fenikkusumaru and Doom Marine 54. Being a good writer does not entail you to being a dick to other people. I encurage you to talk with The Hand of Section XIII to voice your concerns instead of quoting Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini. This site for me is for sharing ohr stories and ideas and not to spread toxicity. Please stop reviewing if you have nothing good to say.
Doom Marine 54 chapter 1 . 5/30/2018
The kid ranted at no one, it slowly dawning how alone he truly was. He asked the sky, like a preacher to his silent gods. He cried, not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor, the tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his dick.
Doom Marine 54 chapter 1 . 5/29/2018
I suggest you check out The Hand of Section XIII's story Awakening of the Priest. There are some pretty interesting reviews on the review section. Please I urge you to do so :)
Justine chapter 1 . 5/28/2018
Doom Marine 54, this is a waste of time. WTF is wrong with you? To think you like NTR, gross. You know what, do something in your life instead of trolling people. Oh wait, you watch porn as well. Geez, Doom, who knew you were such a sick fuck. I’m not tolerating your actions, Doom. Someone should just show your true identity. And what, you think you will be protected through anonymity? No. I can’t believe this is society right now. The internet is a wonderful place for trolls to say hateful things. I rather make sure to keep calm. You know what is funny, Doom Marine 54. You. You’re attempts of breaking just makes me want to laugh, amateur.
TDST entertainer chapter 1 . 5/26/2018
The more we talk you bastard the more I get an idea I get about your character. At first it was probably to bring me to justice but it's personal now huh? Or rather it always has been. Your getting off every time we argue don't you, you kinky little bitch? How many times have you orgasmed each time we talked? Probably more than you can count I guess 3 But I don't blame you, my words can sometimes have that effect on people so don't be ashamed... but for everyone's sake please do tell how many times you got off of this one you dirty bitch 3
Justine chapter 1 . 5/23/2018
To the fake TDST entertainer aka Doom Marine 54:
Kid, if I were you, I would go to a psychiatrist and calm down. If you think you can use your words against me, you are wrong. You are waaay wrong. If you want to do something in your life, why not make a story? So you can avoid trolling. Of course, your answer is ignorance. I’ve seen your reviews on SonicHeroXD’s account about you agreeing with Hitler. WTF!? You are on the level in Hitler, Doom Marine 54. If you think you are the right one here, then prove it! I’m not scared of you. You’re just a total amateur. Go ahead, try it. We do not need someone like you, Doom to troll people.
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