Just a heads up that the following part of the Content Guidelines is broken because of how this story is structured to be a non-story:

Entries not allowed:
1. Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc.

You'll have to make a story out of it so that it's no longer structured to be a non-story or move it to another writing site like Archive Of Our Own.

Blogging? You do know that non fiction blogging is not allowed here, right? This has been reported. I recommend turning it into a actual story instead of writing about yourself.