Did you SERIOUSLY reference one of the greatest comedies of ALL TIME?
Well done sir.

Poor, Poor, SpaceBalls...
And their giant Death Star Maid.

I can’t finish this. This is just terrible. Like truly awful. Which is strange, because it started pretty good. It just started going to shit after chapter 9.

Well that chapter was lemon scented.

An actually complete drunken marriage fic? A true rarity

For the Thomas fans out there:

Mad King: Hello, my name is Ryan.

Thomas: I don’t like you pulling my coaches

Killed off Adam? I actually feel bad him.

ENTIRE. TEAM.

While this starts out fairly promising, my only real issue is that I believe Ozpin knew all along the Juanes transcripts were bogus. The only question is when does he get the shaft. Considering Juane has been in Beacon for some weeks now, it seems likely that Ozpin has his own agenda for having Juane there and therefore wouldn't kick him out. But then that's just my hangup.

a so soon as you said Ryan got a min... uh.. "grimmataur" I was waiting for that line. I knew it had to be coming. so ... when will the mad king be "still in the air?"

I knew who it was when you said hojo

your not sorry for the skyrim joke no one is ever sorry to make a arrow to the knee joke

I don't know how I managed it, but I somehow managed to power through and finish this. I started cringing around chapter 10 and... never stopped. It was nonstop cringe, getting worse with every crossover. Seriously, those crossovers were horrid. I powered through only because I like the Drunken Marriage fics.

This was honestly probably the worst of the many Drunken Marriage fics I've read. Please never do one again. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Awesome and it’s cool that salam died even tho she is immortal but rpg logic states that unless your the mc you will die even if your over hundred of years old

Nice story, but the last few chapters felt more like a hastily clobbered together clusterfuck than a well thought out story plot, heh. :D