Ha ha! I loved this. And all your other twin stories. Well all your other stories period. You're a great storyteller. I can't wait to read more about them.

I laughed so hard. This was awesome.

Thank you for writing about the twins. They are one of my all time favorite characters!

Well girly, you did it again! Great fic, I love the twins. You are a great author, I don't know why you haven't published something by now.

awwwwww THAT WAS AWESOME!

Well done. Though, I keep have to steal that “China” one... I call my sons his “pee-bob”, not sure where I came up with that. But also because there was no way that my cute, innocent little boy had a penis. That’s what grown men or pervy teenagers have. Not my innocent little Prince. I now have a 11 month old daughter and I haven’t figured out what I’m going to call hers yet. Mine is part of a combo deal with my boobs. Together they’re my Power Puff Girls. Right boob is Bubbles, left boob is Blosom (because it’s the bigger of the two) & finally my vagina is Buttercup. But anywho... I think I might use China for my daughter. Tho I’m not sure I’d ever be able to see the word the same after that... And it could seriously complicate eating Chinese food again... Hmmm,... Maybe not after all.

Truly amazing how you keep coming up with stuff like this! Exceedingly cute and funny, and so true, as all parents will agree. Snickers, indeed!

Aww adorable and I love the twins

It is always an immense pleasure to read this stories on the twins Swan Mills and their family. Thank you very much. :-))

It was cute story

Oh the Twins are my favorite!

Married SwanQueen is sweet, soft, & soothing. I’m all cozied up wanting more...