Most of stupid abuse posts seem to come from that nutcase Christian Weston Chandler or his hangers on. His recently taken down YouTube was a fifty minute rant on why pretty badboy Draco needs killing - which fails to differentiate between the film actor & the character. Typical behavior for him.

The Good Ship Griffin by Weirdo Sisters:
It was on the good ship Griffin
By Merlin, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a witch in bed
Riding on a dragon's penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a Captain Potter
He was the git, who got hit
But escaped the Dark Lord's slaughter

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Bosun's name was Malfoy
He couldn't bloody bother
Ten times a day he'd stop & play
With his limp & tiny todger

The first mate's name was Weasley
By Circe, he was so lazy
He'd snooze & eat & then repeat
And drove the others crazy

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Navigator was Granger
To cocks she was no stranger
Five times a day, they'd come & play
And left both her holes in danger

The cabin boy was Creevey
Who loved to do things freaky
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Ginny
Had a lovely red pubed quimy
She'd pluck them out & the would shout
Her cunt was bald & ready

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
(With apologies to the Sex Pistols)

Any close up artwork of her love vessel?
Some good ones on deviantart dot com but all look too much like Enema Watson - who's not my favorite - with her fanjo out.

Malfoy's male member is too short & too thin to enter Hermione's love vessel. He could try for days & her hymen would be in no danger.

Did those roses have an 'irritability' spell on them? Seems everyone's making plans that are going to blow-up, this won't be good.

Cute

If he tries it on again, she should cut his dick off! Preferably with something rusty and not too sharp!
Malfoy is such a fucktard he deserves it to.

Awesome

Lovely

Climatic is to do with climate. You mean climactic. (In your summary)

This is super unique and I love it! Can't wait to read more!

Fascinated by the beginning of this story! Can’t wait to learn more!

Why did Hermione name her cat a name that has the first part of it in common with her torturer?!

Gross.

Your use of language in some places is a little jarring as it doesn't conform to how first language English speakers generally speak or write, but this is a very interesting story and I'm looking forward to the rest of it.