Ahem.
It is Guest.
On a forever Expanding Quest.
From Ao3 Now to
Here i am to deliver some useless poems.
First of all:
What the fuck?(Sorry) but you lost your virginity at 13? Thats a bit..Obscene.
Second:
While the author’s note at the bottom i don’t really mind. But i don’t see the reason to hide. The fact it’s starting to become is what my words are implying:

Alter a bit of your writing’s styling.

You my Much MUCH more talented than you say you are. I do not have a steady source of Konosuba fanfics. But you sir. You never fail to deliver. From a mysterious anon its just my opinion but. You. By far. The best writer i have seen. I hope your works gain traction and start getting more popular.
From a humbled anon. -Poet Guest

greatest shitpost I've seen

you are a god

I really don't wanna roast you because everyone else is currently doing it in these comments, but what the fuck. seriously what the fuck.

not only are you rushing through the plot, but you basically took away everything that made kazuma unique and basically just turned him into to yet another copy paste self insert isekai protagonist. and by the looks of it you don't even watch anime like that because if you did you would know that your ideal anime is just a generic shonen battle anime where the MC is an underdog with a great potential and is always chasing after his stupidly talented rival.

also what the fuck do you mean that you don't like Darkness with Kazuma just because "she's taller and stronger than him even though he's a boy"? that has LITERALLY got to be the single most SEXIST SHIT I've EVER heard in my life and believe I have SEEN some sexist shit in my life. Seriously, who raised you?

also why bother writing konosuba FanFiction if you clearly haven't read the light novels. because anyone who has read the light novels would know that Megumin is Kazumas main love interest and Sarkness is running second. Just Cause aqua is the lead female doesn't mean that her and Kazuma have to be in a couple. that's just a stereotype.

also if you've read the novels you would have known that the adventure card has a start for Mana. so the fact that cousin has unlimited mana would automatically qualify him to become an arch wizard but never mind that.

I could go on for ages but you're just not worth my time

Absolutely legendary. If Konosuba is a parody of the isekai genre, then this fic is a parody of fanfiction (specifically, bad and cringy fanfiction). I assure you, this fic would not look out of place in the (un)holy trinity of fanfiction: Quotev, Wattpad, and DeviantArt (and I mean that as a compliment). The author notes, the jarring punctuation, and of course, the constant references to 13-year-old pop culture/the bad grasp on how a romance functions/the detailed "real-life" accounts that nobody wants to hear- all done masterfully. (c/n: ohayo bb-san! I JUSt wanted to say this is so sugoi and kawaii! I espeshially like the crossover to the Naruto fic- but I want to ask... is... there a chance of some... ya... yao... kyaaaaaa! I can't write it! Uguu~~~~ But maybe Naruto could join the hugging, kissing and a little bit of t-touching... Uuuuu~~~ so I was wondering, cuz I have this super like deadly mental disease called "de-presh-un" could you maybe add an One Direction band member to the cast? They were my favourite band, then they just broke up and I'm "dep-resh-ud" now, and I know this is asking a bit much, but could you also put one of my OCs in there?(links to my insta in bio) his name is vector and he's a mad scientist, he could be an antagonist or something, you can find more details in my insta. Thank youuuuuuuuuu!) (c/n p.s.: so I read somewhere that the more u's I put on the thank you the more the thanked person has to follow through, and soooooo, you kinda have to at least put the 1D band member in, OK?) This is a work of a person who has gone beyond good writing; they have reached so far into the abyss they looped back around to mocking bad writing. My compliments to the author.
Also, to people who can't see that this is an incredibly well-executed shitpost, *this* is not how the author really writes. Go look at the IRL fic, or the Demon Compromised fic. They are absolutely brilliant, and are indicative of their actual writing skill and style, which is almost on par with a light novel. I repeat; this is NOT serious. Do not take this as such. If you do, you will get unnecessarily butthurt. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

at first i thought that this is going to be good, but after it reached chapter 6, it starts to become shitty enough that i thought this story was written by a 13 years old :v... and it turns out to be true :v

your story is very good and interesting to read but the plot is too fast,maybe you should try to follow the anime storyline for a bit while adding your own twist to make it more interesting, anyway goodluck

After reading chapter 1, I felt like this was shaping to become one of the greatest fanfictions on KonoSuba. The expertly placed author's notes were amazing. The story is amazing. In fact, I might go so far as saying that this is the best fanfiction ever!

Please guys, dont review seriously. its a really good shitpost and it got u good lul xd bye.

When you changed Kazuma's personality to being a generic shounen protag you shouldn't have put kazuma in there you should've made an OC because most of the people who read and watch the show didn't stay reading or watching the show because it's another isekai generic harem protag but because it's goofy not another shounen goody goody protag shit like this.

It greatly amuses me how few of the reviewers can tell this is a shitpost.

OTOH it worries me a little how many think it's a high quality story xD

I respect your opinion but point to the fact Konosuba is a parody of the Isekai genre

Tthis has to be one of the if not the greatest shitpost I have ever read

This is the most godlike and masterful shitpost I have ever witnessed and I am so grateful to be blessed with an author who can churn out an amazing story like we defeated the devil king, but now our daily life is compromised, and also create such an otherworldly beauty as this story. Truly the heavens have split open to bear such magnificence.

Awful

I would really enjoyed the story if you didn't use so much unneccesary notes and explanations... Your real life informations too... Don't get me wrong, no one wants to know that. But that on the side, it was a decent story, good enough, I liked it. But you should completely remove some explanations which just hurt my eyes and confuse me completely. Overall good story!