Going off of the summary this seems like a lot of things are backwards. But I like backwards. I can’t wait to see where this goes!

Please tell me Lily isn’t planning on sleeping with Sirius. (Also, prongsfoot shipper here hoping that James and Sirius will realise they’re head over heels for each other, and once James is out of the hospital, he and Sirius will get married and live happily ever after, lol.)

But I think you’re hinting at Sirius possibly having feelings for Remus? (I know Sirius has an ex wife, but honestly, when is Sirius not bi?)

Also, pleeeeease don’t skip over dialogues between Draco and Kat; they’re my favourite part of the story! We need more scenes of the two just hurling insults at each other! :D

Ttyl darling! xx

oh i'm not sure i like this part where lily woud use sirius i thought sirius would be the one she was loyal to and trusted, don't like kat back with hermonie was so hoping she'd be frienemies with draco.

AS for daphne are kat and her ever going to be close?

anyway great story and another great chapter :-D

Yay for the update, been waiting for this:))

This could be interesting but unfortunately you only switched around the names and kept the characters intact.
Also, if the point of time turners is to not be seen then two people sharing one, while having different classes, makes it infinitely harder to pull off therefore it makes no sense and is essentially just a very dumb plot device to force them closer.

Hey no probs ;)
Bit of a filler chapter this time & still good. That long review by Radon revenge while not necessarily very nice did make me smirk with laughter itself & then for comically missing the point at this fem!Harry story. We have to take our comedy where we can get it at moment. Update soon

I don’t know if Kat was under Mr Granger is spelt but I love that Norsis I was and that you broke out of it. I also love how kick ass Lily was; she’s not exactly a great mother in terms of emotional capacities, but her heart is in the right place and I love how she is fiercely protective of her daughter. (As is James, as seen in the last scene of the previous chapter.)

I’m hoping Regulus gets to stay out of prison and is treated better than canon!Sirius was. FIVE WORDS. ;)

"AARRGHH!" Malfoy woke with a start, sweat covering his whole body.
A dream - no a fucking nightmare! - like he'd never had before!
Fancying Potter! SHAGGING POTTER! He needed to owl his mother and organise a mind healer to meet him in Hogsmead this coming weekend. Fortunately it was only two days, but still.
He briefly considered if some potion or a substance had been slipped to him at dinner? Unlikely as the house elves would never allow it. He knew better than to ask Snape for any assistance. Chalk it up to experience and NEVER tell his father was best way to go.

Despite multiple sessions with various mind healers, Malfoy could not throw off the recurring dreams until end of school year.
He'd ended up a nervous wreak as even Pomfrey's dreamless sleep potions refused to work. They were vivid, detailed, varied and oh so bloody realistic!
He was listless, hardly slept and failed half his end of year exams. It had taken most of his father's influence, calling in multiple favours and a fifty thousand galleon contribution to the schools muggleborn education fund to keep him with his year mates. Having to repeat a year would mean so much loss of face, as to be fatal in Slytherin political circles.
That rage in his father's face - and him snapping his cane in half - when stood in headmaster's office as Dumbledore exceeding politely suggested that muggle fund donation, would never leave him. IF this continued next year, he'd find himself at Durmstrang before christmas.

As it was he expected extreme punishments from father during two month summer holidays. And of course Lucius Malfoy's punishments were nothing to laugh at. While nowhere near as pain inducing or sadistic as his aunt's famous rages, the prospect of facing those subtle paternal tortures made his blood run cold.
It was ALL POTTER'S FAULT! But the Gryffindor had ignored him since before that first dream. He couldn't imagine that stinking scarhead keeping silent if he had been involved? Mudblood bitch Granger wouldn't break the rules like that and Weasel was too stupid to accomplish anything so subtle.

Draco's problems disappeared during July and August at Malfoy Manor, but returned with avengeance after arriving back at Hogwarts. He was packed off to the Scandinavian school before beginning of October. Lack of rest, disorientation and nerves caused him to vomit on arrival by portkey. That had been quite an ominous start to his new placement at the institute. It didn't get terribly better.

It took a further eight months to become free of those accursed dreams of being with Potter, kissing Potter, marrying Potter, HAVING POTTER'S BABIES and afterwards he never worked out where these perverse visions came from?
He had a very mediocre academic career at Durmstrang's and left England for good after he graduated. The humiliation of bumping into any of his former Hogwart's schoolmates coloring his choice. His going bald at twenty didn't help matters - he put that down to stress of his father being chucked in Azkban and losing more than three quarters of Malfoy fortune to fines. Living in Austria he found some success as an exotic potions and powders trader. He never had any desire to marry, as any sexual contact with others made him picture Potter's face as they were in throws of passion. Those green eyes filled with potent list! Eep! And of course those visions were worse when he COULDN'T see Potter's face.

Voldemort's feeble attempt to return in 2041 was crushed by The Order of the Eternal Phoenix and Dumbledore's Legacy muggleborn group's Horcrux neutralizers. Harry Potter's soul fragment having been removed years earlier at St. Mungo's under supervision of Hermione Granger-Weasley and her daughter Rose Longbottom.
Harry frying the so called Dark Lord with a Muggle thermal lance was a final insult to Tom. As he turned it on Riddle's limbless body, it was rumoured the screams could be heard from outside the Shrieking Shack to other side of Hogwarts.

Draco Malfoy passed away from a particularly nasty strain of dragon pox in his ninety third year. Bald, wrinkled, bent and with sunken features, his remains could've been mistaken for a very tall house elf. Only two extremely distant relatives attended his funeral, and then that was mainly to see if he'd left any gold. It was not to be, as what little he owned was eaten up by providing him with medical care in those last few years.

(Fred and George's replacement of Draco's haircream with one of their more potent products was never detected. They smirked for weeks when the blonde ferret unknowingly packed up two full tubs when he left for Durmstrang!
It was only revealed in 2136 at reading of the late Fred's will. Their nine hundred relatives and friends filling the Brighton & Hove Quidditch stadium pissed themselves laughing for almost an hour! Harry had to be taken to New St. Mungo's for the strain on his elderly chest, but recovered in a couple of days. For generations to come wizards, witch's & even muggles would go out of their way to taunt a large portrait of Lucius and his son, which still hung in a quite corner of the Ministry atrium. Icing on cake of this would often be portrait Draco hurling insults back or breaking down in hysterical sobbing - which incited portrait Lucius to smack him upside the head!)
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I was thinking about Anonymous, and realised I hadn’t read the latest chapter. I like how though James and Lily are on the outs as spouses, they’re still a fierce coparenting team. Can’t wait to see more!

I’ll install Hangouts once more so that we can talk. I miss talking to you — say hi to R and C for me! :)

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Delphini it's so hilarious to saw her in this story.
Wuuu and know in the journey of been working in the breaking the curse Draco will fall for her
Or will be she who fall first !
Mmm... who will fall that's the question?

XD
LOL !
Like the chapter

Nice Potter kicked butt, seemed to gain a little traction with Draco. Oh and Lily been sic'd on Granger's da. That's a recipe for disaster right there, Hermione and granger friendship destroyed ?

Yeah, Narcissa live now you just gotta get her free. And have kat get a love interest, gotta have Kat get a love interest preferably someone wh can kick her evil circles arse. Oh Oh need some more Angst in Kat, maybe have her captured and cut up like Hermione was or tortured because of her friendship with Draco.

looking forward to the next chapter

Holy hell this was crazy Narcissa is alive I wasn’t expecting that. And then that ending holy hell. 10/10

I really like your Fanfiction and I hope you will Update soon