This has to be one of the best evil one-shots I've ever read. And it's perfect for the Dragonslayer, isn't it? I kind of wish that Corporal Toombs had showed up so something like this could happen.

Thank. You.
That something that had been grating my nerves since I've played Mass Effect 2.
What the fuck ? Cerberus ? And Shep, Joker, Chakwas, who just roll with it ?
Anyway, thank you for that fiction, very well writen, I truly appreciated to read someone who feels like me on that matter.

Man, you really ripped into Joker, Chakwas, and the engineers... was not expecting that, but you're right - despite the fact that the Alliance really was doing nothing and that the Council was doing its best to ignore every event of ME1, if Joker and Chakwas really had any pride they never would have joined Cerberus (though, to be fair, Joker and Chakwas only agreed because Cerberus had told them that they were reviving Shepard and rebuilding the Normandy; their only objective, aside from flying and being in space respectively, was to follow the one person that made any lick of sense - Shepard, which is exactly what Tali and Garrus do, mind you).

*Citizen Kane style slow clap* I must say bravo on writing this fine piece of literature, kind of almost makes me want to see a sequel, or at the very least, a more in-depth look as to how the crew is reacting to this, with special attention towards the likes of Chakwas, Joker, Miranda, and Jacob.

Sorry! I forgot to add the name there! :(
As I said. That was bloody brilliant. Please add a sequel for the Alliance roasted by Shepard.

Holy shit.
I really wish they added that in the game. I mean if you have a Sole Survivor background, this would be perfect.
And please add a sequel. I really want to read about Shepard roasting the Alliance, including Ashley/Kaidan.
Great work!

Well that was harsh...
Yeah Cerberus are a bunch of douchebags but to beat up on Chakwas?
That's an original lol