I’m dying of laughter right now

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How hillarious... Natsu~~~

The Fates... I loved the lines about the Fates! Seriously, this was an excellent, entertaining story - so much fun!

Thanks again for filling my request! This was awesome funny!

I get the feeling that Lucy told Natsu exactly what her plans were - but he just didn't listen. lol And it's easy to imagine Natsu slapping her ass and exclaiming such a comment - and at least it was his honest feelings. Isn't the truth supposed to set you free? Not knock you on your ass ~ lmao!

Oooh, and NEVER ask how it could get worse! I loved the line 'the Fates, those fickle bitches' - matter of fact, I'm still smirking over that.

And great threats! 'Singing soprano and celibate for a month.'

All excellent uses of the new nickname by their guildmates - I could easily imagine the characters doing that!

And the last fear Natsu had, 'balls in a vise for the rest of eternity' - muhahahahah!

All in all, a great and fun read.

That ending made me think... I would actually like to see Natsu in Crime Sorciere.

Fortunately for Natsu, the members of Fairy Tail are all mature individuals who will stop bringing this up after a few days. Yeah, right. As you said, he's a dead man walking. I loved it.