Reviews for I don't want a housewife!
derekctomlinson chapter 1 . 4/1
lol hiccup pleading to his wife to be please no more my penis needs it's rest astrid smirking at her husband to be hiccup i will stop when i want to
SixUnderOneXSix chapter 1 . 3/8/2019
Every time I read this story I love it more. It is so amazing, and it is the perfect length. I think it would be funny if a longer form was written where we see more of the planning and so on, but it honestly is outright awesome that you took the time to write this. I would love to read this again and again and if I could make this cannon between HTTYD2 and HTTYD3, which I haven't seen yet, I would in a heartbeat. Thank you so much for writing this, and for the CinemaSins/Deadpool joke.
derek chapter 1 . 7/24/2018
great story by finished with him I hope you mean strip hiccup naked and astrid ride him hard
SoMeOnEnEw8 chapter 1 . 6/20/2018
Way too oooooc, Astrid would never give up being a warrior and they’d wait a few years and only have one child.
Guest chapter 1 . 1/28/2018
Wtf.. makes no sense, we’re u on drugs when u wrote this shit
Snotface chapter 1 . 9/12/2017
I legit didn't read it because the first sentence was a whole paragraph.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Very good story, thank you. I cannot imagine Astrid ever giving up being a warrior.
Nina chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Awesooooome
Need next chapter! Please do another onee
twilight sparkle chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Hshahahahahahahaha! OMG I'm laughing my fucking ass off hahahahahahshahaha
Darknight2124 chapter 1 . 9/10/2017
of course gobber would be the one that would win the ber
fastmaniac3 chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Life is like a penis: soft and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard.
SHUT UP WADE!
Welcome back sandman, I was starting to think you stopped writing!
CaptainEMP chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Awesome one shot. Also I can't wait for the next chapter of survivalist!
CajunBear73 chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
Wonder if they can pry Astrid off of Hiccup long enough to actually have the wedding...

One part of the ceremony is taking place...all that's left is vows and the party!

CB73
Adam Wolflocke chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!