One of the best if not the best one-shot I have ever read. Keep up the good work

cactus mcoy
hilarious
no porg put the cacti down

I had such a time laughing as I read this story. I can totally picture Astrid chasing someone with a cactus...

bro i lmao

Is the disaster a flying chicken on fire and a flying gazebo on fire, or is it just a flying chicken and a flaming gazebo? It's a bit hard to tell without the verbal nuances.
Also, Mr. Mckinney is likely going to be widowed, and possible daughter-less

I need a cactus

AH HA HA HA OMG YESSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHHHHHH DYING AH HA HA HA

Can't stop laughing

Oh gods, a Cactus?! Now I have visions of not only Astrid trying to attack people with stormfly but now I'm imagining the look on the neighbors faces as this family is running away from valka wielding a cactus and stoick chasing after her. With an added benny hill chase music in the background. Way too funny.

missed a word in the review... I failed at NOT cackling like a crazy person at my work place. keyword being not. I was thoroughly amused please add more.

So... I failed at cackling like a crazy person at my work place. So glad I realized there was a second chapter. I was in tears with laughter. I caught myself idly wondering if Stormfly and Cloudjumper get a seat at the wedding.

I had to hold back from cackling like a madman. I thoroughly enjoyed reading what I thought was a one-shot... That's what I get for not paying closer attention.

Oh my THOR! That felt good. Are they from Now You See Me?

Oh this is perfect! *wipes away tears* XD

My sides...THEY BURN!
Now then... I'm off to buy a cactus or twenty.