this is the funniest off fic I have ever read thank you so much for writing this
I am in your debt
it's just...so good? it's got everything everyone wants in a high school authe new kid
-the new kids friends
-the tall, mysterious love interest who drinks black coffee and has a strikingly bald head
-the weird teachers/nurse/angry PE man
-the equally mysterious principal
-countless Elsen
-witty humor
-and much more!
again thank you so much for this fine piece of literature and I hope you continue to produce many more works of this quality

i died at “obscure biblical allusions” omg

Awesome. I love it. Will there be more?