Lol. It's not the fact that he's gay. It's just the fact he ended up with Wade. I could see Deadpood and Iron man just battling it out. Which is why I love Fic's where Tony is just not impressed with Wade, at all. Wonderful job.

awwww adorableeee
i wish there iz moreee hahaha its so fuckin adorable!

This is adorable and just what I wanted

The bike scene really made it for me couldn't stop laughing XD

This stuff is hilarious lmfao

How will the other Avengers react to Peter/Spiderman dating Wade/Deadpool?

This was definitely OOC but perfectly hilarious! Loved it!

(Wanda Maximoff read the story and pouted at losing Peter Parker but she then formed an idea in her head. In Peter's room, he was smiling at the SpideyPool story)
*Peter: (smiling) "Hey Wade, do you see this?"
(Wade sees it and smiles)
*Wade: (also smiling) "Yeah, it's great. (his watch beeps) Oops, sorry Pete but it's time for United States of Tara."
(they wave goodbye to each other and Wade leaves. Peter gets a little tired and lays down in his bed. Out in the hall, Wanda showed a device and winked at the camera. She snuck into Peter's room, put a 'do not disturb' sign, and closes the door so they can have 'fun')

LAMAO..! HAHAHAHA

Everyone's reactions:
*Peter Parker: (smiling) "I'm not gay but he could be my first boyfriend."
*Wade Wilson: (agreeing) "I know right."
*Tony Stark: (stern) "I'm still furious."
*Aunt May: (angry) "Those two are so dead."
*Ned Leeds: (smiling) "Cool choice man. Better than Liz." (they smile at him)
*Liz Allen: (shocked) "But I thought Petey loved me." (Peter felt guilty and Wade was also ashamed at stealing a girl's crush)
*Betty Brant: (disgusted) "Was he using Liz this whole time?" (they face palm at that)
*Michelle Jones: (disappointed) "Too bad he's taken. (then she shrugs and smiles) At least he's happy." (this earned her smiles from Peter and Wade)
*Flash Thompson: (being the arrogant a**hole he is) "I knew he was a f****t." (this got him glares from everyone until Michelle kicked him in the face and caused everyone to cheer)
*Wanda Maximoff: (sad) "I guess I can't have Peter either. (then she smiles) But hey, he can still be a little brother to be and not to mention, there are fanfics that are about Spidey Witch." (this make Peter and Wade smile and hug her, much to her happiness but they both plan on something)
*Vision: (shrugs) "I have no problems with it." (he is happy that his girlfriend had a very strong feeling towards the web slinger)
*Vanessa: (glaring) "Were you just cheating on me with this little s**t?" (this caused Peter to panic and Wade to roll his eyes at her)
*Weasel: (smiling) "Nice job, man." (they high five man)
*Domino: (shrugging) "I loved you but you and the kid are a much better couple."
*Natasha Romanoff: (stern) "If you hurt that kid then you know what will happen."
(the Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy are not bothered by it while the Defenders seem to just accept it but Nick Fury and S.H.E.I.L.D. still want to arrest Deadpool for murder)

Daddy's getting nervous there.

it was great oml i cant get enoughhhhhh

HAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS SO GOOD I WANT MORE! please do more. The way you portrait Deadpool was perfert I could not stop laughing! I would love to read a fanfic version. I know it will be awesome.

nice job

Tony listening to Peter's messages is the cutest thing I have heard in my life.
I just sat for a moment, imagining Anut May throwing things at Tony, and I was like "Yup. That is what she would do the second she saw him next." And Peter would just be standing there still like "If I don't move, maybe she can't see me."
I was reading that Tony was going to a bar and I was like "OMG, Peter had better not be there or Tony is going to kill him." And then he is. Why, Peter? Why?
"You look exactly like Tony Stark." I wonder why.
Wade would be the kind to keep track of the days. And to steal a kid's bike.
OMG, Tony and Peter on Dr. Phil. Can you imagine?!
I read the one sentence wrong, and accidentally thought Peter was threatening to have Wade kill Tony and Cap... oops. This is why a brain is required to read... LOL
I am seriously shocked that Tony didn't try to kill Wade.
This was seriously funny. Thanks for sharing!