I agree with basically everything you said. One thing, can I grouse about the fact that even though Scorpius and Albus are good together, the cursed child producers only talk about their “friendship” rather than their relationship.

How this hasn't been reviewed before, but it's just absolutely bang on. You've captured just how exasperatedly aggrieved each character would be, and they read as per how I expect they would just perfectly.

I laughed out loud several times. Well done.

Love this story. I love how Ginny mentions the special effects it's all ppl say when you criticize the plot.

hahahahahahha This is so how I feel about the play. I like fanfic, I even don't mind-too much-bad fanfic, but this play is beyond bad. It's terrible! Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one.

This was so good. Great job dude. Could you do another what with Draco talking with the trio when they take the train please ?

Fantastic! Brilliantly witty. Gorgeously written. Love it.
Tonnes better than the play, which was dreadful...

's not that good. But I understand that you've tried hard on writing it.

HAHAHA! My reaction exactly! J.K, I love you, but you mess up big time.
I suppose there are a FEW good moments in Cursed Child and SCORBUS FOREVER!
But yeah, the entire book/play makes me feel like I've eaten a vomit-flavored Bertie Bot's.
I love this fanfic though! There was an amazing story in with the complaining and all I can think of that you've forgotten is the Dursley bit, but nobody really wants to hear about that anyway!
Thank you for being an amazing writer,
~demigod ravenclaw

Thank you. I really needed this. Gaaaah. Haaated the cursed child. pretty effects, the worst story ever written.
Thank you again!

Best fanfic ever

Honestly, the first time I complained about wasted money, was when I bought this book, as I could read a lot of good fanfics over here in the cheap way. Absolutely horrible.

Still, your fanfic is awesome, it sends me a great dose of laugh. Congratulations and Draco reaction was hilarious, despite of thinking he and the potters got an acceptably level over the years.

Draco: this dang book killed off my favorite character.

Guessing that was his wife?

OMG.
That was absolutely brilliant.
I’ve never bothered to read up on the Cursed Child, knowing it was akin to a trashy fanfiction novella. But seeing this, it’s even more ridiculously chaotic and asinine than anything Rita Skeeter could have concocted. Much worse than I imagined, especially for all its’ hype.
Potter’s wizarding world is an illogical imbecile of mess really, but atleast its characters remain somewhat consistent and develop naturally throughout main series. Cursed Child is quite an insult to those beloved characters.

I just love the part "...Is Uncle Ron buying you a firebolt too?" it is so funny.

That was awesome, so funny!