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Why couldnt aoe be like this I love this version

Han Solo: (Shooting a comm panel) Boring conversation anyway.

(Leo comes out of bathroom with pants down and trips, accidentally tazes himself in the nuts and falls next to the guard he had just tased)
Agent Seymour Simmons: (Entering the bathroom) What is going on here?
Leo Spitz: (In agony and twitching) How many times can you get tazed in the nuts before you can't have kids?
Agent Seymour Simmons: (Dragging Leo out of the bathroom by one foot) You're an amateur, kid, a rank amateur.

how did bonecrusher get to china

i dont see bonecrusher

What kind of blaster is jazz's shield blaster

When did bonecrusher show up

wheres bonecrusher
he was in the fight with the drones

(As Optimus drives the trio through the desert)
Optimus Prime: Calling all Autobots. Calling all Autobots.
(As Optimus drives past a truck he suddenly transforms into a new looking truck sending an electric shock through the truck which is felt by Cade, Tessa and Shane)
Cade Yeager: Woh! Oh, my God!
Tessa Yeager: Oh, my God!
Shane Dyson: (Once Optimus was done shifting) That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane, right?
(At the same time the other Autobots start coming together)
Hound: Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah! He’s back! He’s alive! Optimus is here! (He sets off to meet with Optimus)
Drift: At last, there is hope after all. (Transforms into helicopter and leaves to meet with Optimus)
(Crosshairs, Drift and Hound meet up with Optimus in the desert)
Crosshairs: Hah hah! Yeah. Mr. Leader of the Free Galaxy is back. I knew you’d make it, I never doubted.
Drift: We got your warning. We’ve been waiting.
Hound: Hell, yeah. Boom time. We got the gang back together.
(Bumblebee also arrives)
Optimus Prime: (Transfoms into his robot mode) Humans have asked us to play by their rules. Well, the rules have just changed.
Hound: Human beings, bunch of backstabbin’ weasels.
Drift: (Putting his hands together in a meditation pose) Hound, find your inner compass. Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation.
Hound: What the hell are you saying?
Drift: It’s a haiku.
Hound: (Moves closer to Drift and tries grabs him) Cut the crap, before I drop a grenade down your throat.
Drift: (Aims one of his swords at Hound) Try it, you’ll be dead.
Hound: (Holds his hands up in mock surrender) Oh, please pull it. Please do it.
Bumblebee: You know what, it’ll save us so much time.
Crosshairs: (Walking around with one of his fingers pointed toward the sky) Well, raise your hand if you’re thoroughly disenchanted with our little pleasant Earth vacation. (Points his weapons at Cade, Tessa and Shane) So, who’s the stowaways?
Cade Yeager: Oh, woh, hey! What’s with the gun?
Optimus Prime: Stop, Hound! Both of you! They’ve risked their lives for mine. We owe them.
(Later)
Optimus Prime: So, there’s been no sign of any others?
Hound: Nada.
Drift: We are all that’s left.
Crosshairs: They’re picking us off, one by one.
Hound: We’re the pathetic, dirty foursome. And you make five.
(Cade, Tessa and Shane are sitting around a fire)
Shane Dyson: So that’s our best-case scenario? Autobot witness protection?
Cade Yeager: Hey, Speed Racer, you’re welcome to leave anytime.
Shane Dyson: Well, for the record, Superdad, I’m not hiding with you. I’m hiding out with that big guy. (Points to Optimus)
Drift: (Using one of his swords to point to Bumblebee) Sensei, with your fate unknown, Bumblebee has held command, despite his complete and total lack of anything resembling warrior discipline. He’s like a child.
Bumblebee: (Rolls his eyes and shakes his head) This child is about to kick your ass.
Drift: He brings us shame.
(Bumblebee walks over to Drift and they start fighting)
Hound: Cage fight.
Drift: Smartass.
(As everyone watches Drift and Bumblebee fight each other)
Tessa Yeager: What’s the matter with them?
Drift: (To Bumblebee while holding one of his two cybertanium katanas to his throat) Am I the lone sage who sees through this puppy-dog eyes act? It’s beneath you.
Crosshairs: (Clapping his hands) Yes, I’ve been waiting for them all to dispatch each other, so I could take charge with no trouble at all. Just me reporting to me. (Aims his thumb at himself)
Cade Yeager: (To Optimus) Well, it sure looks like you’ve been missed.
Optimus Prime: Autobots, Lockdown is hunting us and humans are helping. We need to know why.
Cade Yeager: Well, listen, I don’t know why, but I have an idea about who.
(Cade shows them the footage he’d found from the drone)
Cade Yeager: This drone I stole recorded footage of an Autobot raid. It’s in pieces, but watch what happens here.
Hound: Oh, that’s Leadfoot.
Cade Yeager: They rip him apart.
Hound: (Takes his helmet off in respect of his fallen comrade) Savages.
Cade Yeager: And later, this truck comes to haul him off. KSI. Kinetic Solutions. Defense, aerospace, government contracts. And they designed this drone.
Shane Dyson: So these government guys just hunt you down, and then pass you off to this KSI?
Cade Yeager: The company is headquartered in Chicago. That could be where they were taken.
Hound: No way to get inside without a battle.
Cade Yeager: (Stands up)Well, what if you had some human help?
Tessa Yeager: What, are you two partners now?
Cade Yeager: Sweetie, we’re targets now, too. We need to know why or we’ll never get our lives back.
Optimus Prime: Autobots, I have sworn to never kill humans.
Hound: Big mistake.
Optimus Prime: But when I find out who’s behind this, he’s going to die. (Gets up to leave)
Hound: (Also gets up to leave) Hooah!

James Savoy: They live, they talk, we’re dead.
Harold Attinger: Kill them all.
James Savoy: Pleasure.
(Savoy takes off; back on the rooftop, Cade looks down at the prototypes surrounding the building)
Hound: I count ten below!
Cade Yeager: I thought you said you had one prototype get infected.
Joshua Joyce: Now he’s got operational control of my other fifty.
Cade Yeager: Come on.
Galvatron: (To the prototypes) Climb, climb! Surround them.
(the prototypes start climbing the building)
Joshua Joyce: I may have started the apocalypse, but you brought your family. And that’s, you know, terrible parenting.
Cade Yeager: Oh, I’m about one second away from knocking you out, taking the bomb, and just leaving you here.
Joshua Joyce: Please, do me a favor.
Hound: Optimus, Autobots, you alive?
Hound: (To the prototypes that start shooting at them from the opposite building) Come on, bitch!
Cade Yeager: Come on!

(as Optimus drives the trio through the desert)
Optimus Prime: Calling all Autobots. Calling all Autobots.
(as Optimus drives past a truck he suddenly transforms into a new looking truck sending an electric shock through the truck which is felt by Cade, Tessa and Shane)
Cade Yeager: Woh! Oh, my God!
Tessa Yeager: Oh, my God!
Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane, right?
(at the same time the other Autobots start coming together)
Hound: Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah! He’s back! He’s alive! Optimus is here! (He sets off to meet with Optimus)
Drift: At last, there is hope after all. (Transforms into helicopter and leaves to meet with Optimus)
(Crosshairs, Drift and Hound meet up with Optimus in the desert)
Crosshairs: Hah hah! Yeah. Mr. Leader of the Free Galaxy is back. I knew you’d make it, I never doubted.
Drift: We got your warning. We’ve been waiting.
Hound: Hell, yeah. Boom time. We got the gang back together.
(Bumblebee also arrives)
Optimus Prime: (Transfoms into his robot mode) Humans have asked us to play by their rules. Well, the rules have just changed.
Hound: Human beings, bunch of backstabbin’ weasels.
Drift: (Putting his hands together in a meditation pose) Hound, find your inner compass. Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation.
Hound: What the hell are you saying?
Drift: It’s a haiku.
Hound: (Moves closer to Drift and tries grabs him) Cut the crap, before I drop a grenade down your throat.
Drift: (Aims one of his swords at Hound) Try it, you’ll be dead.
Hound: (Holds his hands up in mock surrender) Oh, please pull it. Please do it.
Bumblebee: You know what, it’ll save us so much time.
Crosshairs: (Walking around with one of his fingers pointed toward the sky) Well, raise your hand if you’re thoroughly disenchanted with our little pleasant Earth vacation. (Points his weapons at Cade, Tessa and Shane) So, who’s the stowaways?
Cade Yeager: Oh, woh, hey! What’s with the gun?
Optimus Prime: Stop, Hound! Both of you! They’ve risked their lives for mine. We owe them.
(Later)
Optimus Prime: So, there’s been no sign of any others?
Hound: Nada.
Drift: We are all that’s left.
Crosshairs: They’re picking us off, one by one.
Hound: We’re the pathetic, dirty foursome. And you make five.
(Cade, Tessa and Shane are sitting around a fire)
Shane Dyson: So that’s our best-case scenario? Autobot witness protection?
Cade Yeager: Hey, Speed Racer, you’re welcome to leave anytime.
Shane Dyson: Well, for the record, Superdad, I’m not hiding with you. I’m hiding out with that big guy. (Points to Optimus)
Drift: (Using one of his swords to point to Bumblebee) Sensei, with your fate unknown, Bumblebee has held command, despite his complete and total lack of anything resembling warrior discipline. He’s like a child.
Bumblebee: (Rolls his eyes and shakes his head) This child is about to kick your ass.
Drift: He brings us shame.
(Bumblebee walks over to Drift and they start fighting)
Hound: Cage fight.
Drift: Smartass.
(As everyone watches Drift and Bumblebee fight each other)
Tessa Yeager: What’s the matter with them?
Drift: (To Bumblebee while holding one of his two cybertanium katanas to his throat) Am I the lone sage who sees through this puppy-dog eyes act? It’s beneath you.
Crosshairs: (Clapping his hands) Yes, I’ve been waiting for them all to dispatch each other, so I could take charge with no trouble at all. Just me reporting to me. (Aims his thumb at himself)
Cade Yeager: (To Optimus) Well, it sure looks like you’ve been missed.
Optimus Prime: Autobots, Lockdown is hunting us and humans are helping. We need to know why.
Cade Yeager: Well, listen, I don’t know why, but I have an idea about who.
(Cade shows them the footage he’d found from the drone)
Cade Yeager: This drone I stole recorded footage of an Autobot raid. It’s in pieces, but watch what happens here.
Hound: Oh, that’s Leadfoot.
Cade Yeager: They rip him apart.
Hound: (Takes his helmet off in respect of his fallen comrade) Savages.
Cade Yeager: And later, this truck comes to haul him off. KSI. Kinetic Solutions. Defense, aerospace, government contracts. And they designed this drone.
Shane Dyson: So these government guys just hunt you down, and then pass you off to this KSI?
Cade Yeager: The company is headquartered in Chicago. That could be where they were taken.
Hound: No way to get inside without a battle.
Cade Yeager: (Stands up)Well, what if you had some human help?
Tessa Yeager: What, are you two partners now?
Cade Yeager: Sweetie, we’re targets now, too. We need to know why or we’ll never get our lives back.
Optimus Prime: Autobots, I have sworn to never kill humans.
Hound: Big mistake.
Optimus Prime: But when I find out who’s behind this, he’s going to die. (Gets up to leave)
Hound: (Also gets up to leave) Hooah!

I dont see bonecrusher anywhere

You forgot to add Bonecrusher

WHHHYYYYY Jetfire, could've killed anyone else, but why Jetfire he is the coolest autobots ever in my books, why ️️️️