Ugh, meant to write "KnockPlease" and "Knock . Again . Please" (Just remove the spaces). Sorry about that!

- Mags

Hey, everyone!

I'm leaving this here because I have no idea where else to put it.

First of all, I am so happy for all of the faves, kudos, reviews, etc! They have all been very kind, and I am so pleased that you have all been enjoying my stories!

I know that I haven't updated in a while, but rest assured, this silly fic WILL be continuing. My mental health took a major turn for the worse over the last year, so I haven't been able to do much, but I am going to get this story back on track if it kills me

In the meantime, if you need a fic fix, I recommend my the works of my friend/beta .Please. Her stories are a lot more serious than mine, but they are so well written and a joy to read. She has also been a huge support during my down days, and I would like to thank her for that.

Hope you are all doing well!

All the best,
- Mags

I would LOVE to see the Irkens discover honey! I can see a plot bunny where the reason that the bee population is decreasing is because Zim got a test of honey and then proceeded to capture all the bees so he could have an unlimited supply, like the ecosystem being destroyed was just a bonus! Also it’s really cool how your doing world building for airmen biology!

I’m absolutely loving this story and I eagerly await your return!

Noooo, I need more! :O

This is really good! It's so fun seeing these characters interact with each other in such a funny yet natural way, I hope you'll continue to update!

This story is really cool! The part where Purple swore in insect was hilarious. Irkens having instinctual behaviors and morphology based on evolutionary lineage is a really sweet concept. Have you ever seen the ‘humans are weird’ tag on Tumblr? I’m of the head cannon that Irkens were/are nectarivores. It would explain their affinity for sugary snacks and drinks. I feel like if Dib is able to find enough distinctly earth foods that the tallest would like such as honey or chocolate or coffee then they may not explode the planet after all. They may just conquer it for its food instead. Invader Skoodge really should have been the one to retrieve the alien device, this will probably end in either flames or blood. If not both. The idea of the tallest treating Zim and Dib as minions of equal value is kinda hilarious. They’re like one big angry family that resents being related to one another and are just waiting for the opportunity to stab each other in the back!

Hahaha! Wow, that's really cool! I love the fact you included some more IRKen biology, and I would totally read your evolution of them, and/or history (I'm a sucker for alien civilisations), and also the ways their PAKs work. The tongue being a straw caught me off-guard, but actually it makes a lot of sense! Also, I love how you write the Tallest, they are just how I imagine them.
And for the critique? 1. Not all girls shave their legs, from what I know, and 2.I find it not very believable that Dib would cooperate with the aliens so easily, instead being stubborn and trying to uncover them, but I get that Dib isn't that dumb here XD
Also, some transitions from setting to setting I find a bit confusing, but that might be just me being dumb.
Overall, this is a great work for your first fanfiction, and I'd love to read some more.

Sincirely,
Me

Ps I absolutely agree with Purple's description of coffee kinds.

This chapter was great!
I wonder what is going to happen to Purple once the effects of the coffee kick in...and if it will affect him in the same way it does humans or does something weirder!

Dib and Zim working together to sneak into a high security building and stealing an artefact...what could possibly go wrong XD

Your style is just so much fun to read! I love the way Red and Purple play off each other, especially the "stupid name" bit! Dib is great; the unconscious, heroic pose is totally perfect. "Inferior phylum" is such an Irken insult. Really, everything about this is awesome! I imagine the nightmare was drowning in nachos slathered with cheese. Or bees made out of nachos.

I'm liking this story a lot so far! It's very original, definite in character, and super entertaining. Can't wait to see what happens next!

It just occurred to me that Skoodge and Dib should spend time together. They could be ignored together.

I would really like to see the Irken evolutionary chart.

I'd say Purple dreamt of no donuts, Zim dreamt of bees and Skoodge dreamt of Hobo 13's Hog Beast.

Heh heh heh, of course Purple would get addicted to coffee, I mean why not?

As for Zim and Dib's latest "mission" i can imagine the thousand ways it could go wrong, heh heh.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.

LOL! I really like this story so far. It's funny in a clever way, has a plot line that is interesting and coherent, and you also really captured the style of Invader Zim. The descriptions in this story are also great, as they put you in the scene while also being entertaining. Dib's thoughts on Irkens and his situation are pretty funny, and Skoodge eating that big machine was hilarious! Gaz reacting so strongly to someone losing their thumbs is an interesting angle. It's actually similar to a chapter I'm working on in my Invader Zim fic, but I like the way you handle her reaction better. For some reason the Tallests are my favorite recurring characters in the show, don't know why, but seeing them interact with Dib is something they didn't do much in the show, so I'm glad you are writing about it. Okay, review is getting too long. Maybe I should've just left four short reviews. Eh, too late now. Keep up the good work :)

This is awesome.

I was so happy to see you updated this. It's such a great story, all the characters are in character and the dialogue is amusing. I can't wait to see where it goes.