This is so incredibly funny. The guy is decimating all possible enemies by doing basically nothing and not even being aware of how many people are being decimated by the bad luck he is spreading. This is so crazy that its entertaining.
It seems that he isn't lucky enough to just make everyone die of heart attacks.

I wish to see more of these kind of fics. Maybe in Avengers the guy's luck causes Thanos to accidentally snap himself or just fall down a flight of stairs and die. Or maybe in Game of thrones all the bad characters just die accidentally and the good guys just happen to win remarkably easy.
I wish there was an actual anime or movie with something like this.

/Could totallly do endledd omakes.

Thanks for writing.

/Yeah, he should just give in to waifu mode. Though, I 've got very little ground to step on with my avoidance of fine foxy ladies.

/Side-note: I liked how Dinah was handled here.

/Really? All that passion for saving humanity from rogue AI's couldn't stand up to bees? ... and flesh-rotting venom? Feh, their resolve is weak. Honestly, I think canon Saint would push the button before dying, or during torture, but whatevs.

/lol, wtf, I forgot that this happened. Carol was right! b(oo)d

/lol, and no one will ever believe you.

/... is Rooster Cocoa Brown Greg Veders older cousin or something? XD

/lol, TayTay is the best sidekick/comic relief. Well, maybe not the best, but she's up there.

/Reading this again after about two years. Man, you really need a beta for all of these typos.

Would love to see them in dc

Yeah, that's not going to work, she's totally going to follow him like an interdimensional pepe le pew.

Great way to end the story though. No gainax ending, no shitty cliffie where we get like three paragraphs in to the sequel story and the author farts off to nowhere, and no whining.

Maybe they could have taken Evil_Errant?

Hah, THE POWER decided to stack the deck.

I also like that EVIL_EIDOLON gives zero craps.

oh god, she's free.

It's all fun and games until BEES

Hah, Errant saved Mr. Mags from ziz waifu! Talk about protecting the team!